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  1. I guess when you disappear for a couple of years things are bound to change...unless it's CDC!

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    2. Batmania

      Batmania

      With the team losing the traffic here will drop off as will some of the less intelligent discussions being brought up.

    3. kj29

      kj29

      Hey SOS, when is the last time you were actively online (date)???

    4. CanuckBoss

      CanuckBoss

      Sultan mirza

  2. Is this thing on?

    1. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Legend is the operative word! I've never done anything bannable, but it's true, I'm not terribly well liked here.

    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      I remember the Sultan of Sarcasm.

  3. The fact that this thread is still here makes me literally giddy. That is all.
  4. Leaving with a sick feeling in my gut.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Leaving what?

  5. I get why it happens, but every time Stealth nukes a thread that's just getting good, a little part of me dies.

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      You wish Shift-Money. No, it's not yet your lucky day.

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      *puts marshmallows away*

    4. kanucks25
  6. And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

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    3. joe of the north

      joe of the north

      maybe even, a message in a bottle.....well, it could happen

    4. Niloc009

      Niloc009

      Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that

  7. I'm going to try sitting at home for a couple weeks to see if my boss will give me a $200k raise.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      get back to work you ***** lazy ass!

  8. Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?

  9. Alright, I won't bother you about it any more.

  10. Look, I've always liked you, but take a hint. I'm not going to talk about it. It's her story to tell.

  11. Deleting my comments? Was it really that bad that you need to keep it secret?

  12. If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      standing there with your thumb in your bum and your mind in neutral.....ain't you got no learnin?

  13. Don't let me stand in your way, please don't let me stand in your way. The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth... You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut... If you catch me running off with my mouth, just give me a poke on the chubbs...

  14. Your life is defined by opportunities...even the ones you miss.

    1. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Shifty, I'm still playing the game. Think hard, respond accordingly.

    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      My life is a mystery of a puzzle wrapped in an enigma that is lost in a vortex. It can't be defined with cute little quotes. :P

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      First word, second sentence - not always appropriate at CDC,

      will re-engage in 5, 4, 3....

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