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Homo Sapiens' Sapience

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    Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party

    in White Noise

    Posted

    It's not so much the gun that scares me, but the fact that guns have no purpose other than to hurt or maim. Something about an object created solely for destruction makes me nervous.

    I'm not saying that they're not "fun" or "useful" in some way or another; I'm saying that first and foremost they were created with ill intent.

    A lot of things were first created for the purposes of war. Doesn't mean it's still being used for destruction.

    Unless you consider shooting beer cans as destructive, I don't think pellet guns are meant for anything evil.

    Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party

    in White Noise

    Posted

    thats an understatement

    your not even wearing safety goggles!?!

    I use a chainsaw every day at work, along with other air powered equipment. Never use goggles, they just get in the way. Especially in the summer, when you sweat in the sun... ugh. Although I did get hit by wires that hold nails together a few times just outside my eyes. Once it hit me right on the nose bridge and broke the skin. I know I'm an idiot, but comfort comes before personal safety for some reason.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    Only reason your still here is cause i'm takin it easy, you must think your clever

    Drop it like its hot? That must just be a fever

    Yea you hallucinatin already thinkin you a clock

    Goin 24 hours? Not what your girl said before I shot her with my glock

    Ran through your hood and shot up your whole block

    Here's a 20, go catch that movie seven pounds

    I'm tryin give you an out, cause I know you can't go more rounds

    I think thats 4 raps each.. we should have the people judge who's better lol

    Either that or continue later cause i'm watch the game :P

    Why would you shoot his girl with a glock?

    I was just about to poke her with my...

    That's right, I went there with his girl

    It's his fault, his rhymes make me wanna hurl

    In this battle, Tiburon has my vote

    The other couldn't hit a single note

    Then again, unlike you guys, I know I'm a phony

    I'm like Millie Vanillie full of baloney

    That rhyme was good, the one with the fever

    Poor chap is chopped up, we used a meat cleaver

    Let's put this on pause, the puck's about to be dropped

    We can all agree, Atlanta's about to get popped.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    Interesting, let's dish.

    If we're gonna dish

    I'm gonna call you Fish

    Because you're new

    To this is wicked crew

    You're like Scoffield

    Fresh to this battlefield

    I've got nothing left in the tank to go on

    So here you go, knock em dead, Tiburon

    Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party

    in White Noise

    Posted

    You'll have to join my band of smurfs. You can be smurfette.

    By the way, that costume won us $250 at Element halloween night.

    TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs...

    (on television screen)

    Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?

    Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!

    Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.

    Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.

    Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!

    Smurf #2: Yeah!

    Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?

    Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!

    Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    I could've been in Victoria right now, with a bunch of my commie friends, in a rented house with a hot tub, for THREE days. Instead, I chose to spend New Years with my mom out of respect and understanding.

    We had some good soccer, philosophy and 60s Russian movies talks. All in all, I wish I was in Vic with all my drunk friends.

    Still, I love my mom and glad to be here.

    Also, I'm drunk. Weird that I can still post more or less coherently. I think I need another tequila shot.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    I got so much trouble on my mind

    I refuse to lose

    Here's your ticket

    Hear the drummer get wicked

    The crew to you to push the back to Black

    Attack so I sat and japped

    Then slapped the Mac(Intosh)

    Now I'm ready to mike it

    (You know I like it) huh

    Hear my favoritism roll "Oh"

    Never be a brother like to go solo

    Lazer anastasia maze ya

    Ways to blaze your brain and train ya

    The way I'm livin', forgiven'

    What I'm givin' up

    X on the flex hit me now

    I don't know about later

    As for now I know how to avoid the paranoid

    Man I've had it up to here

    Gear I wear got 'em goin' in fear

    Rhetoric said

    Read just a bit ago

    Not quittin' though

    Signed the hard rhymer

    Work to keep from gettin' jerked

    Changin' some ways

    To way back in the better days

    Raw metaphysically bold

    Never followed a code

    Still dropped a load

    Never question what I am God knows

    Cause it's comin' from the heart

    What I got better get some

    (Get on up) hustler of culture

    Snakebitten

    Been spit in the face

    But the rhymes keep fittin'

    Respects been givin' how's ya livin'

    Now I can't protect a pad off defect

    Check the record

    An reckon an intentional wreck

    Played off as some intellect

    Made the call, took the fall

    Broke the laws

    Not my fault they're fallin' off

    Known as fair square

    Throughout my years

    So I growl at the livin' foul

    Black to the bone my home is your home

    So welcome to the Terrordome

    Subordinate terror

    Kickin' off an era

    Cold deliverin' pain

    My 98 was 87 on a record yo

    So now I go Bronco

    Crucifixion ain't no fiction

    So called chosen frozen

    Apology made to who ever pleases

    Still they got me like Jesus

    I rather sing, bring, think reminisce

    'Bout a brother while I'm in sync

    Every brother ain't a brother cause a color

    Just as well could be undercover

    Backstabbed, grabbed a flag

    From the back of the lab

    Told a Rab get off the rag

    Sad to say I got sold down the river

    Still some quiver when I deliver

    Never to say I never know or had a clue

    Word was heard, plus hard on the boulevard

    Lies, scandalizin', basin'

    Traits of hate who's celebratin' wit satan?

    I rope a dope the evil with righteous

    Bobbin' and weavin' and let the good get even

    C'mon down

    And welcome to the Terrordome.

    Caught in the race against time

    The pit and the pendulum

    Check the rhythm and rhymes

    While I'm bendin' 'em

    Snakes blowin' up the lines of design

    Tryin' to blind the science I'm snedin' 'em

    How to fight the power

    Cannot run and hide

    But it shouldn't be suicide

    In a game a fool without the rules

    Got a hell of a nerve to just criticize

    Every brother ain't a brother

    Cause a Black hand

    Squeezed on Malcom X the man

    The shootin' of Huey Newton

    From a hand of a I am racist. who pulled the trigger

    It's weak to speak and blame somebody else

    When you destroy yourself

    First nothing's worse than a mother's pain

    Of a son slain in Bensonhurst

    Can't wait for the state to decide the fate

    So this jam I dedicate

    Places with racist faces

    Just an example of one of many cases

    The Greek weekend speech I speak

    From a lesson learned in Virginia (Beach)

    I don't smile in the line of fire

    I go wildin'

    But it's on bass and drums even violins

    Watcha do gitcha head ready

    Instead of gettin' physically sweaty

    When I get mad

    I put it down on a pad

    Give ya somethin' that cha never had controllin'

    Fear of high rollin'

    God bless your soul and keep livin'

    Never allowed, kickin' it loud

    Droppin' a bomb

    Brain game intellectual Vietnam

    Move as a team

    Never move alone

    But

    Welcome to the Terrordome

    That's awesome man. I put my head down in shame for even trying to pretend.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    Your kid's rhymes are wack

    You should know you'll never record a track

    You're rollin' on eachother, you're steppin'

    We all know you're simply flappin'

    Your mouth

    All your words are heading south

    This is the real crap, I'm the authority

    You spout crap off like a minority

    I'm just kiddin', I know this rhyme's wack

    It's an equivalent of Messier's sack

    You say you wanna be friends?

    One of you should take offense

    Anyway, I'm half drunk and this crap makes no sense

    I guess I'm just feeling a little tense

    In conclusion you two are like Kid n' Play

    Except you'll never get a movie, no way

    House party was a dope flick

    Your reality's gonna be this CDC shtick

    I'm tired, I'm about to pass out on the porch

    I'll just leave it to y'all to carry on the torch.

    Peace.

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