Homo Sapiens' Sapience
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Pfft, you wish.
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I heard penis from somewhere and arrived here but it's invisible.
*disappointed*
Well... chiklets is bringing cake. If you can bring something worthwhile... just sayin' is all
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doesn't syrups means penis in russian?
No, but it spells out a recipe for a good time.
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The syrups, you silly guy!
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You should do it.
Seriously. Then you can make pancakes for breakfast/lunch/dinner with different syrups ALL the time.
I should do what, steal the syrups, or post a penis? :|
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Cheesecake with blueberry sauce. Ooooh yeah. It was a hit.
Pecans are good. Pecan pie is even better. I made more last night.
Invisible penis.
I love blueberries. You know what I've always wanted? I always wanted to steal all those syrups at IHOP. Those would be so rad to have any time I want it.
Sorry, if I posted a visible penis I wouldn't be posting for much longer.
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I made cheesecake and pecan pie for Christmas.
:P... what's invisible?
I love cheesecake. Pecans are nuts, right? I wonder if I like pecans.
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Gladiator is a pretty good movie. Haven't seen it in a while...
And I haven't had cake in a while.
Invisible... ? -
Am I invited? I'll bring cake... and a movie.
Unless it's Gladiator, just leave the cake by the door.
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Oh.
I see what you did there!
Hay, if you were Santa... I'd sit on your lap anytime.
Just let me pull out my Santa hat... Russian Christmas is still a week away
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Super-Santaman doesn't like Kryptonite so he'll give you gross mashed peas instead.
I'd rather he gives me chiklets instead...
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Mashed peas.
What the deuce?
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Oh yeah! He's going to save the world while giving out presents!
Thanks, my dear.
I wonder what he'd give me if I ask for Kryptonite.
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you know about my addictions for asian girls??!! I WANNA BE THIS SANTA SO BAD!
Are there not enough Asian girls in Germany?
Bro, I'll trade you places any day for a month.No more than a month though, cause I'll start missing the Asian girls myself.
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His legs started to hurt, so we decided to switch spots.
BTW: he has a superman shirt underneath that santa suit!
Super-Santaman? Dude, that kid's gonna grow up to be an donkey kicker for sure.
Cute picture, by the way.
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Most recent photo.
Ummm, shouldn't you be on Santa's lap instead...?
I think next year I'm gonna get a job as Santa, and hope for drunk teenage girls to come sit on my lap for craps and giggles.
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I got in trouble
Not allowed ask those questions anymore.
We can discuss it in person if you'd prefer.
Bling bling.
:P
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Hey, who took the mold of my johnson while I was sleeping?