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I agree. Some of them are quite funny.

It's time for me to switch up the theme of my rhyme

I thought I'd give Canuck_83 a piece of my time

I'm glad she's a smart girl who doesn't like Twighlight

So I dedicate you this verse, tonight you're the highlight

Too bad your avatar is just black and white

Still you look pretty, and your hair is tight

Sorry, I know I know that was corny

If only you knew that you're making me h...

I'm sorry, I don't know how I let that one out

Please take it as compliment, or I'm gonna pout

I realize I'll probably get laughed off this board

Just want you to know, I'm not like the rest of this herd

I put what little I have on the line

Maybe, just maybe one day you'll be mine.

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

Good to see another addition to our little club. Too bad no one else posts here anymore, lol.

Our beautiful lyrics are going largely unnoticed

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

I'm sitting here trying to formulate thoughts in my mind

Slowly coming to the realization, we're all living blind

The world enslaves us, we start to lose touch

A little bit longer, we'll miss that Eberle's clutch

We become too concerned with possessions and wealth

We start to forget that true richness is health

Our drive to become the best we can be

Only leads us to becoming the same, where you're just like me

We're rats caught forever in this eternal race

When will we learn that we're losing our face?

It's time to stand up, and attempt to retrace

The moves that we've made, to avoid this disgrace

Some say our lives are a blink of an eye

I hope when I blink, no one will cry

Because when it comes time for goodbye

My hope is to leave another blink of an eye

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

yo yo yo yo

supppppppp

one-two coming at ya

yo yo yo yo

Quick, somebody get this kid a slinky

He's just a child, I won't be lifting a pinky.

[Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party]

I can't rap. But I'll be part of the audience. :D

Neither can I

[Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party]

That's for you to figure out.

You should come join us, it's good fun.

You won't be sorry

[Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party]

And how.

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

Haha major props man

Thanks man.

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

You guys are lost, here's a survival kit

I've only got 1 space for the King, you don't fit

I can tell by your words that you're not confident

So pack up your bags, and get yourself a tent

There's only 1 king, and that's the Monkey

Please, your words are drivels, give it up honey

Kanucks is right, you seem like your running out

You look like a little child running about

Posting a picture of you raping a kangaroo?

What's next? Raping a panda on a piece of bamboo?

Having sex with exotic animals is the wrong way to go

Please, don't post that hamster picture of you givin blow

Hey I gotta hand it you, that was a nice try

Still, you can't stand up to me and Tib, you're a far cry

You have to realize you're a juvenile

My words like mosquitoes infected with West Nile

Your lyrics evidently need work

Monkey and honey? Somebody please, help out this honkey

That's just what you are my pasty young friend

I know I'm white too, but at least I got tanned

I'm a gangster, coming out the gutter

You're like spoiled rich kid who can't get any fatter

I have to admit, I admire your perseverance

Too bad you're not Jesus, you get no deliverance

It's time for me to switch up the theme of my rhyme

I thought I'd give Canuck_83 a piece of my time

I'm glad she's a smart girl who doesn't like Twighlight

So I dedicate you this verse, tonight you're the highlight

Too bad your avatar is just black and white

Still you look pretty, and your hair is tight

Sorry, I know I know that was corny

If only you knew that you're making me h...

I'm sorry, I don't know how I let that one out

Please take it as compliment, or I'm gonna pout

I realize I'll probably get laughed off this board

Just want you to know, I'm not like the rest of this herd

I put what little I have on the line

Maybe, just maybe one day you'll be mine.

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

RedFarker you joining the crew?

You better start playing, or I'll give you something to chew

This one is going to be short, I'm going to eat

Practice more, or you'll smell defeat

You coming to uncharted territories my man

If you bring some good material, I'll be willing to jam

Don't talk about you being the king

Like I said to Tib, I'll just make you look like the Queen

Arctic my man, you gotta stop, this isn't necessary

I'm Alexander the great, you're just an emissary

You come to my home, you speak with authority

You should know, I am the people, I am the majority

There is nothing waiting for you on this side

You might wanna talk to Tib, he's on his way out, might give you a ride

Maybe you'll pick up some skills from that dog

Before you can face me, it's past Groundhog

Day

or I'll make you pay

Punk, just do us a favor and fade

Before I'm pissed and pull a switchblade

I'll cut you in pieces

Serve you like marmalade

You've got no chance

This is your only way out

Do this gracefully and simply bow out

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

Alright alright, you kids have had your time in the spotlight

Time for the pro to come in and shine bright

Like the sun

You will soon realize why I'm number one

Dropping sick lines like the Army drops mines

Tread carefully, this is the danger zone

This is my town, you got skills to hone

I've done my time, I got my prison stars

Now it's time for me to sit back and enjoy these cigars

I blow smoke in your face and you cower

B!tch you know I'm the man with the power

This rhyme isn't deep, it's just a demonstration

What has lead to me being, to my creation

I'm a monster like Godzilla, in these parts they know me as the illest thrilla

I come from the motherland, and keep going forward

Your time is done, I'm sorry my comrade

RedFarker, you'll do well to remember my name

Because this is the first step in my ladder to fame

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I know eh? Since we stopped, they've been talking about twilight

If they started rapping with me, I'll be the highlight

You see what's happening to me? This is not good

Rhymes are always going through my head now and doesn't stop. I wish it would

If all my posts are going to be like this

I'll give you my head, you give me your fist

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

bahhhhhhhhhhh

Bravo! Encore!! Encore!!

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

yah... I mean, how many vampire men are there in this world?

My name is Vlad... as in Vlad Dracula.

And for you, I'd suck anyone's blood dry.

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

AM's better than you.

Yeah, probably, but I don't pretend to be any good. It's all in good fun, nothing more.

Now if I were to bust a rhyme in Russian... well then.

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

I'm back and I can go forever, I'm a frackin' machine,

battle any longer and I'll make it a murder scene.

Like Ray Charles you can Hit the Road Jack,

You keep comin' back you must be on the crack.

I'll destroy you, I'll knock you out,

I'm Ali and you're Clay, this ain't a fair bout.

Disgrace? Hardly, I'm the friggen', champ,

I'm Hitler, and you're the only prisoner in this concentration camp.

You're Hilter? A concentration camp? That's a bad rhyme

Stop trying kid, you're only wasting time

Look everybody, he's comparing himself to Ali

I think we all know you're more like a kid from Bali

You're a joke, a jester, a clown

This is my hood, I'm about to go to town

On your @ss

I'm gonna use this brass

Kid don't fess

You're already a mess

My style isn't just rhyming, it's lyrical speaking

Your flow reminds me a of a chickenhead beaking

If you were a boxer, you'd be throwing the towel

Because I'm done with you, try to learn from my prowl

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

He has?

So you won't talk to me anymore if I am, eh?

Of course I will. I'm not that bad of a guy, trust me. Of course, I'd prefer to talk to you under... different circumstances in that case.

Oh, and that thing with chiklets is just an inside joke.

[CDC Latenight Lounge]

What if I am and what if I'm not?

Well, if you're not then we can continue talking

[Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party]

Coin toss for it, k??

Heads or tails?

Ummm... BOTH.

See you tonight?

[Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party]

Offering what?

A kleenex?

I dunno, just felt like the thing to say

So... your place or mine.

[Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party]

Actually, kleenex is just a brand. The correct term is facial tissue.

Or a napkin.

Right?

[Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party]

Kleenex okay?

jhahahaha

Hay, if you're offering...

[Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party]

Not bad and yourself?

Giggity Gigg... oiii I need a towel.

Alllllllright.

[Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party]

Hey, how you doin'?

[Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party]

Anyone notice that the guy folding KK in the Full Tilt commercial actually has a flush draw? ".. and the pocket kings we sometimes have the sense to fold" as he throws them, you can see 3 clubs on the table, and his kind is a club. What a doofus. Two cards are still to come, high pair, a flush draw... plenty of outs at that point.

[Post Yo Face In The Twilight Sparkle Party]

Well, I don't.

I always think it's nice to put a face to a name, but it's really crappy how people come online and diss each other because they feel bad about their own lives.

Like bringing up other people's acne.. Like.. Do we honestly think that the kid doesn't know? Do we need to talk about it for 4 pages to make ourselves feel better?

Not really.

Any flaws a person has tend to be first and foremost in their minds. We are our own worst critics... So it's kind of lame when someone posts a picture and gets crap all over.

I can handle it, but some people can't.

Then again... you know... I wouldn't post pictures of my horrific foot tattoo.

I was about to say this belongs in Off-Topic, but you made it all belong in WN with the WI reference. I applaud you.