Barney Stinson

I've always wanted to ask you this....

Will you ma.....

Umm,

I mean you were that Axe Cop guy right? What happened to that account?

<3

Just eyes?

#zing

Hope Solo looks horrible now after I've seen Alex Morgan

She's only 22 too #wifeymaterial

She's still there no?

My heart belongs to Alex Morgan now

So cute <33

Thanks for the add bud

Cant say Im impressed with all the stupidity on this board

Hope you stay for good and provide insights from another perspective

But dude, have you seen this?

I laughed pretty hard

The 1st one would be better if she was cute

But oh my, I'm in love with the 2nd one

You sure delivered my friend

#newlove

<3

lol ya okay maybe in your dreams

Yeah and I'll be forcefeeding you wine at the dinner so you'll remember nothing

Hehhh, do you actually know this Jose kid or are you just day dreaming?

Oh well, you're old enough to party

I'll make you forget about Jose or whatever his name is in no time

*evil face*

Is he the kid in your pic? If so, lmfao

Well I was thinking romantic dinner in Brazil, but guess not

But frack SP dude. How old are you? 14?

sounds like a mexican slave, just saying

soccer is ???? stupid, yo, no point

GIVEE MEEEE EVERYTHING TONIGHTTTTTT

who the fuk is Jorge lol

Well hey, maybe we can go to Brazil one day <3

And no, I'm baby sitting right now. Can't really do anything :/

You? Speaking of lazy hehh

Yeah chances are you're definitely gonna come party with me

Go Flames go!

And it's an expression you dud, "when in Rome"?

Read a book or something

Love is a beautiful thing. Nah just kidding, it's frackkkinnnn stupid

Hehhh, maybe I'll go party with your bro and you when you're in town

Haha, and I'm totally gonna be a Flames fan

When in Rome right....?

Busy working as in the corners?

jkjk

Ha I've been busy as well. Moving to Calgary soon so I gotta get a lot of stuff done

And don't even make fun of Calgary

Waddup

Haven't seen you post in like forever

I told you I'm moving to Calgary soon right?

Not for the Calchick but yeah :/

GC is a good girl but nothing serious, casual you-know-what buddies ftw

Alright, I'll be honest

The girl is Calchick

Fuk me right?

So this girl that has a boyfriend-ish thing to my knowledge, poked me on fb so we started talking.

Anyways, the topic right now is hugging each other.

Time to do work?

'm glad too brah