Virgin Witch

Every day at my job when that song comes on the radio I will think of you.

It's okay, it's not as cool as everyone makes it out to be. The venereal diseases are a big negative.

You're just jealous that everyone asks me out instead of you.

What about the turbo-gay?

You love gay people eh?

Gay DD?

M31. He pretty much has ADD.

YOU ONLY EVER SAY HI AND THEN BUGGER AWFF!

Second worst person to converse with ever.

Cheeekleeeeeeets has a heart after all. So when does Lost end?

Are you actually Str8 out of Chicago? Or like, a town near Chicago?

Why must you hurt Paula Dagger?

You're a bandwagon Paula Creamer fan.

I just lost $40 on roulette! Noooooooooooooooooo!

I thought you died.

MY HAIR IS SUPERIOR TO ALL HAIR!

Was that a Haiku? I thought it was pretty good.

How bout RIGHT NOW?!

The audacity! I'll have you beheaded you knave!

Whattts upp?

FOR NOW! >=(

You scoundrel!

HOMO EXPRESS

BUT I HAS NO PISTULS

All the internet females dig me, not my fault.