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Dwayne The Rock Johnson

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  1. Newsflash

    The Undertaker's streak ended.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      I should have been the one to end it.

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  2. soshified

    What should i do to prevent someone from spreading rumours?

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Layeth the smacketh down on all their candy asses!

    2. (See 8 other replies to this status update)

  3. soshified

    What should i do to prevent someone from spreading rumours?

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Layeth the smacketh down on all their candy asses!

    2. (See 8 other replies to this status update)

  4. soshified

    What should i do to prevent someone from spreading rumours?

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Layeth the smacketh down on all their candy asses!

    2. (See 8 other replies to this status update)

  5. The Situation

    The Canucks will unstoppable, like Kobe in a Colorado hotel room.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Hey AW.

  6. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Why was the thread about hourly hotel rates deleted? It had serious potential.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Seems the good moderators of this site were concerned about the thread staying PG. Ain't nothing PG about the People's Champion!

    2. (See 1 other reply to this status update)

  7. Xbox

    I got a concussion a few weeks back and the symptoms wont go away :(

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Don't rush back like your brother did, we need you at 100% to start the season.

    2. (See 7 other replies to this status update)

  8. The Brahma Bull

    #comehomeschultz let's get it trending so he chooses us tomorrow! :D

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Comehomeschultz.....trending worldwide.

  9. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Finally Justin Schultz has come back......home

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      The Rock will gladly call him on the Canucks behalf.

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  10. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Finally, The Rock has come back to CDC!

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      The rock had a vision, that vision don't need no revampin, because The Rock will be CDC champion.

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  11. Armada

    Anyone remember that guy who used to talk in 3rd person on here, what was his name again?

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Are you talking about the jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, people's champ The Rock?

    2. (See 2 other replies to this status update)

  12. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Just finished owning John Cena. Chalk another one up to Team Bring It.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Trolling The Rock is a very, very bad idea.

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  13. Xbox

    Question. Why does booth wear 7 when 10 was available?

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Well deserved for that Erat body check.

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  14. Xbox

    Question. Why does booth wear 7 when 10 was available?

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Does his sister like....pie?

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  15. Xbox

    Text random numbers saying "I got rid of the body. Whats next?"

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Henrik, you need to spend less time prank texting and more time trying to get out of your slump. If you struggle in the playoffs, The Rock will take you on a ride. First down Jabroni Drive, then we'll take a left on Know Your Role Boulevard, and finally The Rock will check you straight into the Smackdown Hotel! If yaaa smellllll (look at the tongue) what The Rock.........is cooking.

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  16. NikiShiz

    Anyone know if women are allowed in the NHL as players?

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      There is nothing...and The Rock means nothing, in the rulebook that says anything about strudel being mandatory.

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  17. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    In the gorilla position, ready to electrify in front of the millions.....and millions of The Rock's fans.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      What in god's name are you talking about jabroni?

    2. (See 3 other replies to this status update)

  18. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Raw gets ROCKED tonight in Boston. #TeamBringIt

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      What in the blue hell?

  19. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    The Rock is here in Boston. Getting ready for Raw tomorrow night. I bring it LIVE.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Uhh, that's what actors do, they act like it's real.

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  20. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    The Rock is here in Boston. Getting ready for Raw tomorrow night. I bring it LIVE.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Don't worry about it Bassi, just a couple of jabronis that need to know their role.

    2. (See 7 other replies to this status update)

  21. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    I am never, ever going away

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Know your role and shut your mouth.

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  22. The Situation

    Alek Stojanov

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Markus Naslund

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  23. Ṣpiderman

    Staying up all night to catch everything. Let's hope Gillis addresses the top 4 defense issue. My predictions: Gillis obtains a 3rd/4th liner and a 7th defenseman by TDL.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Mike Gillis will bring it and show the millions....and millions of Canucks fans around the world that he is one of the best GM's in the game.

  24. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Breaking News: John Cena traded to TNA for a napkin autographed by Hulk Hogan.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      You bet your ass it's still on tv!

  25. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

    Just Bring it

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      The Rock is sick and tired of all you 12 year old Cena fans who were in diapers when the Rock was electrifying all over the world.

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