Mr.ArcticLove♥ Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon It makes me feel alright Just alright? Link to comment
Entourage205 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Just alright? Depends whether i smoke two joints and then play some Resistance or not Link to comment
Mr.ArcticLove♥ Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Depends whether i smoke two joints and then play some Resistance or not So for the joints to make you feel better, you have to do some other activity afterwards for it to have it's maximum power? How about a little wanky wanky after a joint? Link to comment
Entourage205 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 So for the joints to make you feel better, you have to do some other activity afterwards for it to have it's maximum power? How about a little wanky wanky after a joint? LOL, well i'm not gunna lie to you Arctic, it's 50x better Link to comment
Mr.ArcticLove♥ Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 (edited) LOL, well i'm not gunna lie to you Arctic, it's 50x better *Removed...explicit.............................* is the best thing ever? Edited January 4, 2009 by Arctic Monkeys Link to comment
Entourage205 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Watching Step Brothers while masturbating WHILE having a joint is the best thing ever? I.. I think we may have taken things too far. Link to comment
Mr.ArcticLove♥ Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I.. I think we may have taken things too far. Nah. We're talking about life. Link to comment
kanucks25 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 It's pretty early in mornin' and I'm frackin' bored out'ta my mind, Anybody want to battle? Just raise your hand, you won't be declined. You can't measure my skills. Like dividing by zero, it's undefined, Battle the boss, it's your loss, must I remind? Maybe I should stop bragging, I'll scare any competitor, But it's difficult to let up 'cause I'm a natural predator. Savage like a bear, You're soul I'll tear. Sting like a ray, leave you to decay. My lyrics will torture and haunt you while sleep, I'll destroy your morale you'll just weep. I'm as wicked as the Devil, as powerful as your God, Take a good hard look, I'm the real deal, this ain't no facade. Link to comment
Mr.ArcticLove♥ Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Too lazy to rap lol What's everyone drinking? I'm sipping on a juice cup. Apple Juice baby Link to comment
kanucks25 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Too lazy to rap lol What's everyone drinking? I'm sipping on a juice cup. Apple Juice baby Won't be able to top me, anyways. Nothing yet, but now I'm thirsty. Time for dudh soda :D Link to comment
Trade Deadline Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 LOL, well i'm not gunna lie to you Arctic, it's 50x better Joints are for weaklings. Link to comment
Tiburon Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Aight so I'm sittin here sippin alize, bored out of my mind Readin all these raps from last night, but I can't even think of a line These rap battles are gettin a bit borin, to be honest If I stepped it up I could destroy anybody, not bein biased Haha but takin a page outta Red's book, this ones for the ladies But not just any kind, I mean if theres one thing i hate its groupies This is for a special kind of ladies, I'm talkin about a whooty If you don't know what that means, basically a white girl with booty Saw this girl walkin down the street other day, perfection from head to toe Couldn't keep my eyes off her, baby girl had me wantin more Knew I had to meet her, know her name Not got mess around, not gonna play games Girl's a whooty, have to be stupid to let her go No matter what I'm not gonna be hearin no I'm not tryin to take your home, or just do you in my car Baby I know if we're together we can go far I wanna be your man, the one to give you my last name Even if I cured cancer, in my life you'd be my claim to fame And as I read this I know how this must sound so lame Just tryin to do something thats not the same And boredom and liquor does wierd things Hopefully nobodys even listenin.... Link to comment
6salopyatt9 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Yo yo guys I feel like eating fries I am so bored cause I didn't sleep When school starts I will want to weep My schedual is out of whack And so are your raps so why don't you go and take some naps You'll be better at that cause youre so damn fat Yah, lol, no idea why I decided to rap battle there, I'm no good at this. Link to comment
kanucks25 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 (edited) Yo yo guys I feel like eating fries I am so bored cause I didn't sleep When school starts I will want to weep My schedual is out of whack And so are your raps so why don't you go and take some naps You'll be better at that cause youre so damn fat Yah, lol, no idea why I decided to rap battle there, I'm no good at this. Alright let's rap in your style We joined CDC on the same date, but you have tripled my post count, Spend less time on CDC. You need to take more naps, with that amount. You really need to get back to school, you spelled 'schedule' wrong, Stop trying to send me pictures of you in a thong. Calling me fat? I can't even see your thong because your fat rolls over, You're going to have to be really lucky to get a date for your prom. Here, have a 4-leaf clover. :D Edited January 4, 2009 by kanucks25 Link to comment
6salopyatt9 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 4-leaf clover? Boy, you're run is over You're flow is just so wrong You'll be lucky to see any girl in a thong ............................ Kay, that's about all I can do. Battle over. Link to comment
kanucks25 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 4-leaf clover? Boy, you're run is over You're flow is just so wrong You'll be lucky to see any girl in a thong ............................ Kay, that's about all I can do. Battle over. You stole every rhyme from the post you replied to. Nice try, but when I tell CDC about 69, they'll say, "who?" Link to comment
6salopyatt9 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Lol, I know, I said I sucked. Link to comment
kanucks25 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Lol, I know, I said I sucked. all in good fun Link to comment
Tiburon Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Why don't you pick on someone your own size Come on, just let her eat her fries Link to comment
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