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Transplant

They're all the rage

that reminds me of this from bash.org

<rizerz> A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we

<rizerz> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him

<rizerz> looking for work in six weeks.'

<rizerz> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one

<rizerz> person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

<rizerz> A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we

<rizerz> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have

<rizerz> them both looking for work in two weeks.'

<rizerz> A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We

<rizerz> took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and

<rizerz> now half the country is looking for work.

:lol:

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