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Once went to the store to pick up a carton of eegs but got into a fight with the cashier about if they were on sale or not so he went to see the manager but before he got there a man in the frozen food section spontaneously combusted with the force of a 40 kiloton bomb, miraculously he survived by hiding in a refrigerator ... he awoke in a hospital bed in Sacramento California, not knowing what in the hell was going on he flipped right out! killing two nurses, a patient and a doctor in the process, now being a wanted homicidal psycho he fled Sacramento and headed north and found his way to Salem Oregon where he was mistaken for George Clooney and was mobbed by mad fans, having fended off the rabid mob he managed to hop in the back of a passing pickup heading north, finally he ended up at the USA-Canada border but they stopped the truck he was hiding in and searched it, in a split second decision he flew out of the back, guns blazing, and blew past the border causing destruction and mayhem on a most epic of scale, finally making it back home he sat down at his computer and posted in this thread.

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