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#1 Bossy

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 02:22 AM

The New Jersey Devils will defeat the Flyers, the Rangers and finally the Kings with Brodeur outplaying Quick in a tight checking 7 game series. An emotional Brodeur will raise the cup after an OT winner by Elias for the last time, the fans in New Jersey will give him an ovation like no other because they know that this will be his last game. In the post game press conference Brodeur will announce his retirement. After cementing himself as the greatest of all time, the 40 year old will retire at the top, the only way he would want to end his career.

Lamoriello will have the task of repleacing a hall of famer. His team still wants to win, they aren't done making runs yet and he needs a goalie that can play now. He does what he always does and makes a big move. He trades Parise's rights for Luongo, replacing Brodeur with the same man that replaced him at the Olympics.

Parise re-signs in Vancouver and is put on a line with Kesler, the Canucks are no longer a one line team...

Parise and Kesler light up the league, scoring on a pace similar the to Sedins. We finish 2nd in the West and dispatch of San Jose in the first round with ease...

Chicago falls in the 2nd and the President Trophy winning Kings lose in the WCF in a rare 1-2 match up...

Who do we meet in the finals? The Vezina winning Luongo and the New Jersey Devils...

Then I woke up.

Edited by Bossy, 06 May 2012 - 02:23 AM.


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Posted 06 May 2012 - 02:26 AM

And that my friends, is why you don't do drugs before sleeping.

Ecstasy is one hell of a drug!

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#3 Skittles360

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 02:35 AM

First off: It would take a hell of a lot more than Parise's negotiating rights for Luongo (i realize it's a joke but still...)

Secondly, if Parise and Kesler lit it up on a Sedin-esque scale the Canucks would probably win a third straight presidents trophy, not second in the west

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 02:39 AM

First off: It would take a hell of a lot more than Parise's negotiating rights for Luongo (i realize it's a joke but still...)

Secondly, if Parise and Kesler lit it up on a Sedin-esque scale the Canucks would probably win a third straight presidents trophy, not second in the west


Actually the least believable part of that is probably Luongo netting Parise's rights...

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 02:41 AM

And that my friends, is why you don't do drugs before sleeping.

Ecstasy is one hell of a drug!


Haha made my day or night?
Damn the thread itself is magical and it's working already on me

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 02:49 AM

Actually the least believable part of that is probably Luongo netting Parise's rights...


I just think it would be dumb to trade Luo for his rights without getting something else. Worst case scenario we do that and Parise doesn't sign here, Luo is then thrown away for nothing.

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 03:20 AM

Ok there, Morpheus. Is that what the Oracle told you? Remember, she only tells you what you think you need to hear.

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 03:44 AM

I still think for some reason that Darryl sutters castoff flyer superstars will convince brown and quick that they must beat the flyers in the final. Broduers swan song may get in the way though ....
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 04:23 AM

May I borrow your time machine for a bit? I have so many things that I want to see.
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 04:24 AM

I dreamed that wolves were attacking me and my family...

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 04:35 AM

The New Jersey Devils will defeat the Flyers, the Rangers and finally the Kings with Brodeur outplaying Quick in a tight checking 7 game series. An emotional Brodeur will raise the cup after an OT winner by Elias for the last time, the fans in New Jersey will give him an ovation like no other because they know that this will be his last game. In the post game press conference Brodeur will announce his retirement. After cementing himself as the greatest of all time, the 40 year old will retire at the top, the only way he would want to end his career.

Lamoriello will have the task of repleacing a hall of famer. His team still wants to win, they aren't done making runs yet and he needs a goalie that can play now. He does what he always does and makes a big move. He trades Parise's rights for Luongo, replacing Brodeur with the same man that replaced him at the Olympics.

Parise re-signs in Vancouver and is put on a line with Kesler, the Canucks are no longer a one line team...

Parise and Kesler light up the league, scoring on a pace similar the to Sedins. We finish 2nd in the West and dispatch of San Jose in the first round with ease...

Chicago falls in the 2nd and the President Trophy winning Kings lose in the WCF in a rare 1-2 match up...

Who do we meet in the finals? The Vezina winning Luongo and the New Jersey Devils...

Then I woke up.


So Brodeur plays lights out and then decides to retire? Then after winning the Stanley Cup, NJ decides to trade Parise's rights for Luongo? Then he RE-SIGNS with the Canucks (where he hasn't even signed the first time)? Then him and Kesler play lights out and score as frequent as the Sedins, and somehow Vancouver places second in our conference (I guess another team will have one heck of a season next year)?

Too bad you didn't dream about boobies.

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 04:56 AM

And that my friends, is why you don't do drugs before sleeping.

Ecstasy is one hell of a drug!


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Posted 06 May 2012 - 05:42 AM

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 05:44 AM

Too bad you didn't dream about boobies.


I'd rather dream about a deep playoff run from the Canucks.
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:02 AM

Right, because every team wants to trade their captain for anybody on our roster. Parise, Weber, Nash, Doan, anyone else?
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:06 AM

Hey can you PM me the next lotto numbers?

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:21 AM

I usually dream about being a spy

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:22 AM

I'd rather dream about a deep playoff run from the Canucks.


Nope. Boobies.

Fun post, Bossy.
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:39 AM

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Did you see the negatives on this post?? How is that possible??

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:42 AM

I was up in a tree and this guy with a chainsaw wanted to chop my head off with it.
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:43 AM

No comment I just had to check out a thread that was written at 2:30 in the morning stating "I have seen the future" pretty much what I expected

#22 The Sedin's 6th Sense

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 08:11 AM

That's so gangster OP, seriously. Seems legit and is a big chance of it happening.


...gotta feeling that's all gonna happen now

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 08:25 AM

My crystal ball has seen...LA vs New York...Bettman's dream..."BALLS"

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 09:03 AM

nice read bossy, my dreams are mostly made up of hooter girls n porn stars lol

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 09:07 AM

It's gonna be a loooooong summer!
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 09:45 AM

i dream about killing all of you :ph34r:
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 10:51 AM

Did you see the negatives on this post?? How is that possible??


New around here huh?
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 11:01 AM

L.A vs Washington in the Finals. Battle of 8th seed vs 7th seed.

Ovechkin scores 8 goals to capture his first cup and raise a middle finger to Crosby and Malkin as conn smythe winner.

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 11:20 AM

As long as someone beats LA, I'm happy.

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 01:17 PM

If the Canucks can win the PT playing as inconsistent as they have been all year, who knows where they'll be with Parise and Kesler lighting it up like the Sedins
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