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Bossy

I've Seen The Future Of This Team...

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First off: It would take a hell of a lot more than Parise's negotiating rights for Luongo (i realize it's a joke but still...)

Secondly, if Parise and Kesler lit it up on a Sedin-esque scale the Canucks would probably win a third straight presidents trophy, not second in the west

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First off: It would take a hell of a lot more than Parise's negotiating rights for Luongo (i realize it's a joke but still...)

Secondly, if Parise and Kesler lit it up on a Sedin-esque scale the Canucks would probably win a third straight presidents trophy, not second in the west

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And that my friends, is why you don't do drugs before sleeping.

Ecstasy is one hell of a drug!

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Actually the least believable part of that is probably Luongo netting Parise's rights...

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Ok there, Morpheus. Is that what the Oracle told you? Remember, she only tells you what you think you need to hear.

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I still think for some reason that Darryl sutters castoff flyer superstars will convince brown and quick that they must beat the flyers in the final. Broduers swan song may get in the way though ....

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May I borrow your time machine for a bit? I have so many things that I want to see.

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I dreamed that wolves were attacking me and my family...

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The New Jersey Devils will defeat the Flyers, the Rangers and finally the Kings with Brodeur outplaying Quick in a tight checking 7 game series. An emotional Brodeur will raise the cup after an OT winner by Elias for the last time, the fans in New Jersey will give him an ovation like no other because they know that this will be his last game. In the post game press conference Brodeur will announce his retirement. After cementing himself as the greatest of all time, the 40 year old will retire at the top, the only way he would want to end his career.

Lamoriello will have the task of repleacing a hall of famer. His team still wants to win, they aren't done making runs yet and he needs a goalie that can play now. He does what he always does and makes a big move. He trades Parise's rights for Luongo, replacing Brodeur with the same man that replaced him at the Olympics.

Parise re-signs in Vancouver and is put on a line with Kesler, the Canucks are no longer a one line team...

Parise and Kesler light up the league, scoring on a pace similar the to Sedins. We finish 2nd in the West and dispatch of San Jose in the first round with ease...

Chicago falls in the 2nd and the President Trophy winning Kings lose in the WCF in a rare 1-2 match up...

Who do we meet in the finals? The Vezina winning Luongo and the New Jersey Devils...

Then I woke up.

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Too bad you didn't dream about boobies.

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Right, because every team wants to trade their captain for anybody on our roster. Parise, Weber, Nash, Doan, anyone else?

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Hey can you PM me the next lotto numbers?

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I'd rather dream about a deep playoff run from the Canucks.

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I was up in a tree and this guy with a chainsaw wanted to chop my head off with it.

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