MoneypuckOverlord Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I had a girl say "time to seal the deal" to me. I was like "wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa- ok!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimLahey Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Still trying to get past hello.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baercheese Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 why dont you sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that comes up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesseBlue Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 i've never tried it but anyways.... are you an orphanage?...i wanna give you some kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Doughty Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 why did my post get deleted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etsen3 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Never tried this one but: "Do you work at Subway? Because you just made my six-inch a footlong". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaDeuce Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 damn dude, that was epic fail on your part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. White Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 What's your favourite cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Versace ESQ Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 walked up slowly, looked in her eyes, looked at her feet, looked back into her eyes and said in a soft sensual voice, "Nice shoes, wanna (mod edit) got slapped....I smiled and slowly walked away like nothing happened. 40 minutes later, she came back with her business card and cell number written on it. Said she admired my courage to do what I did (and thought I was hot as well) and to call her when I left the club. Ive done enough bragging so I won't say how the rest of the night went Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gino Odjick Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Was walking with this girl once late at night. We were very good friends at this point and I was clearly attracted to her. So I looked down at her hand and said, "I can hold onto that for you." Then I proceeded to place her hand in mine. She thought it was extremely funny. Walked her back home and we made out. Yeah, I'd say that was a good day. I regret nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChenWei91 Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 I've never talked to a girl before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrene Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Hey nice shirt...you'd look better without it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Stamkos Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 First time at a bar I used this one Me: do you have a bandaid Girl: no why? Me: because I scrapped my knee when I fell for you. Another classic is when you walk up to a girl check the tag on her shirt and say "that's what I thought, made in heaven." One I used on my girlfriend a little while ago "I'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be." I got laughed at.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cromeslab Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Do you work on a chicken farm,cause you're really good at raising chicken.Needless to say it didn't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cromeslab Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Stupid filters you get the drift though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubldigit Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 went up to a table with 4 girls sitting at it in the bar and respectfully said "which one of you b_____s wants to get pregnant" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wizard of AZ Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 I like my coffee like I like my women... covered in Bees! One time my girlfriend was asking me why she was always waiting for me. I just responded with "I've been waiting for you my whole life". Conversation done. went up to a table with 4 girls sitting at it in the bar and respectfully said "which one of you b_____s wants to get pregnant" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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