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Argon

[Official] Opening for Moderating Positionz

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Basic Qualifications

- Top 5 most popular member as voted by peers (may be flexible for right candidate)

- Over the age of 16

- High swagger ratings as rated by the universal swaggar rating system (excluding Quebec)

- Able to do guitar battles at any time and place as needed

- Speaks English, Leet and Broken Spanish

Previous Experience

- Making less than minimum wage for mundane tasks (paper boy is ideal)

- Great skills at managing and/or playing hockey in a simulated environment (real experience need not apply)

- Extended time of hallucination or imagination (Dinosaurs are preferable but other animals or made up characters are also accepted. We have a no unicorn policy however)

- Badassery in any form

Anyone that has applied who fits this profile and is seriously serious about the position will recive a call in the coming days.

Thank you

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Does being Spiderman for a brief time in 2002 count as badassery?

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did you take anyone out in a badassery way either real or percived?

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definitely shortlisted

but your coverletter could be a little more....zazzy.

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I like how I've been in two pun threats with Argon, and it's always just the same puns rehashed 18 times.

Get it? 18? Because the periodic... Never mind, I quit.

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If this is the qualification to meet, where do I sign up to moderate you?

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This is just to be able to moderate Argon? What a rip.

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This is just to be able to moderate Argon? What a rip.

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I exceed all of these qualifications. That is all.

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You could say that your hopes "Argon".... :bigblush:

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I'm sick of the periodically repeated puns in this threat! We should take all these puns and Barium.

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I'm sick of the periodically repeated puns in this threat! We should take all these puns and Barium.

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lol pun'd

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-has not received any barrings or suspensions within the past year.

Oops, that really thinned out the herd.

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