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#1 Argon

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:28 AM

Basic Qualifications
- Top 5 most popular member as voted by peers (may be flexible for right candidate)
- Over the age of 16
- High swagger ratings as rated by the universal swaggar rating system (excluding Quebec)
- Able to do guitar battles at any time and place as needed
- Speaks English, Leet and Broken Spanish

Previous Experience
- Making less than minimum wage for mundane tasks (paper boy is ideal)
- Great skills at managing and/or playing hockey in a simulated environment (real experience need not apply)
- Extended time of hallucination or imagination (Dinosaurs are preferable but other animals or made up characters are also accepted. We have a no unicorn policy however)
- Badassery in any form


Anyone that has applied who fits this profile and is seriously serious about the position will recive a call in the coming days.
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Yo Yo you cant see me anyway what i dont need to writing skills to act cool i got froobacks and steel chains to act cool i lead the new school. Iam untochable this wont be a fight ill walk away with your mic and make you suck your own tailpipe


#2 BananaMash

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:30 AM

Does being Spiderman for a brief time in 2002 count as badassery?
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:34 AM

did you take anyone out in a badassery way either real or percived?
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#4 BananaMash

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:34 AM

At least three times.
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#5 Argon

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:46 AM

definitely shortlisted

but your coverletter could be a little more....zazzy.
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#6 One one two

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:04 AM

Where do I submit my application? Just in here?

Edited by One one two, 19 November 2012 - 02:04 AM.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:11 AM

I meet all but one of these qualifications.
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#8 BananaMash

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:14 AM

Do you think working for Argon would be a gas?
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:32 AM

Do you think working for Argon would be a gas?


As a matter of fact quite the opposite. I believe it to be a noble profession.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:34 AM

I like how I've been in two pun threats with Argon, and it's always just the same puns rehashed 18 times.

Get it? 18? Because the periodic... Never mind, I quit.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:38 AM

If this is the qualification to meet, where do I sign up to moderate you?
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virtus junxit mors non separabit.

Hockey season must be back on, the crazies are coming out again....


#12 BananaMash

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:44 AM

This is just to be able to moderate Argon? What a rip.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:53 AM

This is just to be able to moderate Argon? What a rip.


You could say that your hopes "Argon".... :bigblush:
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:58 AM

This is just to be able to moderate Argon? What a rip.


Subtle. I like it.

You could say that your hopes "Argon".... :bigblush:


That was so bad I'm not even gonna react.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:58 AM

I exceed all of these qualifications. That is all.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:59 AM

You could say that your hopes "Argon".... :bigblush:


I read that in Horatio Caine's voice.


YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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virtus junxit mors non separabit.

Hockey season must be back on, the crazies are coming out again....


#17 BananaMash

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:04 AM

I'm sick of the periodically repeated puns in this threat! We should take all these puns and Barium.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 03:19 AM

I'm sick of the periodically repeated puns in this threat! We should take all these puns and Barium.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:22 AM

lol pun'd
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:39 AM

-has not received any barrings or suspensions within the past year.

Oops, that really thinned out the herd.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:49 AM

I'm perfect for the job, but I'm not really looking for work right now.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:55 AM

-has not received any barrings or suspensions within the past year.

Oops, that really thinned out the herd.


That doesn't eliminate me, but I don't meet the badassery qualification. I think the most hardcore thing I've done in the longest while was eat a week old sandwich that was sitting in my fridge.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:07 AM

That doesn't eliminate me, but I don't meet the badassery qualification. I think the most hardcore thing I've done in the longest while was eat a week old sandwich that was sitting in my fridge.

Nah. You're more "hardcore" at hating.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:49 AM

I like how I've been in two pun threats with Argon, and it's always just the same puns rehashed 18 times.

Get it? 18? Because the periodic... Never mind, I quit.


I don't think that you're playing with a full valence shell, 'Mash! You're not stable like Argon.
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#25 elvis15

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:03 PM

I'm perfect for the job, but I'm not really looking for work right now.

He can't afford people like us anyway. Good help is hard to find - unless you offer significant salary and benefits.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:07 PM

-has not received any barrings or suspensions within the past year.

Oops, that really thinned out the herd.


I'm your man.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:52 PM

I received a 24 hour suspension which was withdrawn probably 4 minutes into it, does that count?
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:22 PM

I meet most of the requirements, except I only took like 3 guitar lessons and my hardcore-ness has been lacking as of recently, but I think I am fit for the job.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:56 PM

That doesn't eliminate me, but I don't meet the badassery qualification. I think the most hardcore thing I've done in the longest while was eat a week old sandwich that was sitting in my fridge.


10/10 would not mess with
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:04 PM

10/10 would not mess with


Mods, I hope you're taking note.
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