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#1 ultmatenuckfan17

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:06 PM

BananaMash asked me to write a poem

its really fun
it weighs a ton
it has cool guys
i can see with my eyes
canucks are awesome
they are not possoms
hockey is cool
and better then drool
i like candy
beaches are sandy
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#2 I R Baboon

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:07 PM

Beautiful, I dare say it brought a tear to my eye.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:08 PM

bahahahahahaha mash what are you doing to these poor children
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:08 PM

Better than expected, but that's not saying much.


Mash, this guy's got heart.

Edited by Crom!, 08 December 2012 - 09:09 PM.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:09 PM

10/10

Although



canucks are awesome
they are not possoms


Kesler is pretty good at playing dead.

Edited by BananaMash, 08 December 2012 - 09:10 PM.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:10 PM

7/10, C+

Good work, execution could have been a little better for those extra marks.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:10 PM

better than some of the ©rap out there...
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:11 PM

"Beaches" are sandy :D
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:11 PM

It's funny because only a few people will get where this comes from.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:12 PM

This could work as a pretty sick rap.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:13 PM

This is way better than Sock and Pock.....
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:14 PM

Better than expected, but that's not saying much.


Mash, this guy's got heart.


*Hart, because he's a true MVP.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:15 PM

It's funny because only a few people will get where this comes from.

same thread he asks what an NTC is?
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" I don't understand, can somebody tell me what's going on? Why is there a drunk Chinese man doing push-ups on my front lawn?......and why's he wearing lipstick??"

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:16 PM

I'm not sure if you guys noticed this earlier, but in his user name, ultimate is spelled"ultmate"

WTF is an "ultmate"?
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:16 PM

same thread he asks what an NTC is?


Question: Would you ever consider changing your name to "Sargent Nipple Pic"? Just curious, because you seem like a cool dude. A cool dude would do it.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:17 PM

I'm not sure if you guys noticed this earlier, but in his user name, ultimate is spelled"ultmate"

WTF is an "ultmate"?


We did look in the thread.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:17 PM

same thread he asks what an NTC is?


Yes sir.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:31 PM

Question: Would you ever consider changing your name to "Sargent Nipple Pic"? Just curious, because you seem like a cool dude. A cool dude would do it.

I'm anything but cool. ANYthing.
Maybe the op would consider starting a "Canucks Poems" thread? Dude's got the goods. for realzees!
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:35 PM

wow what a poem.. could not have drawn that one up any better.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:37 PM

All that was missing was the Nicki Minaj signature of rhyming a word with itself.
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 03:38 AM

This could work as a pretty sick rap.



Spoilered because it's a little lengthy, but also for those who don't want to read a song about drugs/similar material.
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#22 Crom!

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 04:35 AM

Spoilered because it's a little lengthy, but also for those who don't want to read a song about drugs/similar material.

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Oh snap, you took it hard to the paint.
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 09:14 AM

BananaMash asked me to write a poem

its really fun
it weighs a ton
it has cool guys
i can see with my eyes
canucks are awesome
they are not possoms
hockey is cool
and better then drool
i like candy
beaches are sandy


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Posted 09 December 2012 - 10:37 AM

We need Hugemanskost to mark it, he's the teacher here

Edited by Mr. White, 09 December 2012 - 10:37 AM.

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 10:41 AM


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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:31 AM

This is way better than Sock and Pock.....


You did not just say that....
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:53 AM

that rhyme is not bad,
could be better structured though.
nine of ten would read
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Yo Yo you cant see me anyway what i dont need to writing skills to act cool i got froobacks and steel chains to act cool i lead the new school. Iam untochable this wont be a fight ill walk away with your mic and make you suck your own tailpipe


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Posted 09 December 2012 - 12:02 PM

Horrible
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 10:04 PM

The best part about this thread is the Carlton dance
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