Alflives

My wife took me for an outing to a Little town called Cloverdale.  (I think it’s part of Surrey). She went to a Flea Market, and I scootered around the town.  In Vancouver I use only the sidewalks.  The bicycle lanes are really not safe.  Well, in Cloverdale (I learned) I’m supposed to use the bike lanes.  A police officer stopped me, while I was scootering on the sidewalk, and told me such.  I asked him if this was an April Fool’s prank.  He didn’t laugh, and actually got somewhat angry.  He even asked me for my driver’s license!  I was a bit foolish at this point, and made a snarky comment.  “Why in the heck (I didn’t say heck) would I need a driver’s license, when I drive a scooter?”

The officer got really mad, and told me to get into his car.  (Now I can walk a bit, but I was pissed now too, and wasn’t going to let the officer know that). I told him I couldn’t walk to his car, but if he drove slowly, I could follow his car in my scooter down to the police station.  

Let’s just say Alf slept in the dog house last night.  

what a dick, that was totally over the top. I'd sue (no kidding).

@Jimmy McGill I could have just started off by making my apologies, and driven on the street.  I made things worse by my being a smart-ass.  

I just want out of the doghouse!  I’m getting hungry for more than canned beans!