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Homo Sapiens' Sapience

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    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

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    Whats with the sex jokes, feeling a lil emasculated?

    I think that liquor's gotten to your head, sounding jaded

    Your messing with the King, can't be beat like i'm immortal

    I know you can do better son, your raps the opposite of forceful

    Don't make me start about your girl, huh Mr. Droopy ;)

    Tiburon the lyricist, Red's just the groupie

    Tiburon the lyricist? That's a good joke

    I'm sure we're all having a good laugh at that, eh folks?

    The girls call me Vlad the Impaler

    You're just the common white trash from the trailer

    Mr. real life trailer park boy

    Pretending to be a black man named Troy

    You couldn't step up to Vanilla Ice

    Can't find your way out of this maze, like the lab mice

    Hey Tib, here's some water

    Thought you'd get thirsty after this slaughter.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    i know how your girl feels

    i could walk a mile in red farker shoes but he prefers high heels

    surprise attack

    Your attack

    is wack

    you should stick to crack

    if they take you back

    since it's rhymes you lack

    ...

    ack.

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    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    It wouldn't be hard? Your girl knows how hard I get

    Maybe you don't remember who your facing, did you forget?

    Your the second coming of Jesus? Well I'm Mr. crucifixion

    My raps on point, verses like the Mona Lisa in motion

    A masterpiece, I should be charging you for this honor

    You couldn't make it big if you were facing a baby as a boxer

    Honor and boxer? Man you can't even rhyme well

    If this were poker, I'd have your tell

    I'm beating you and I'm hardly trying

    It won't be long before you're struggling, gasping and dying

    Man my mind is too dull due to intoxication

    This is like banging with no lubrication

    Wait, I guess I know how your girl feels

    She mentioned sex with you is like baseball with no highlight reels

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    Any answer is the right answer for you

    Come on Red wipe that grime of your face

    Dont battle me, it woulnd't be a fair race

    As if you just challenged Usain Bolt

    I'm deliverin the stunner but I aint Stone Cold

    Just an iced out heart, no mercy for the weak

    Your rhymes are recycled, lookin a lil antique

    Battling you is like facing Maynard

    That is to say, it wouldn't be hard

    I'm like the second coming of Jesus

    You should have been just an aborted fetus

    The lord knows I didn't want no kids

    But I just couldn't say no to yo mama's tits

    Sorry about that last part. I just couldn't think of anything in context at the moment. Too much home made wine. That and tequila.

    CDC Latenight Lounge

    in White Noise

    Posted

    Raps back in the lounge? Look at all these rapper wannabes.

    Frankly, I don't think anyone here is pretending to be any kind of rapper. It's all in good fun.

    Although I have to admit, Carlos Zambrano had some really cool lyrics back in the day.

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