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A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

I hate the HR department here. They're useless.

Thinking about getting a man purse or "murse"...

feels unappreciated these days :/

'Imagination is more important than knowledge.' - Albert Einstein

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein

'Imagination is more important than knowledge.' - Albert Einstein

So I'd thought I'd work my mojo, right, to counter their mojo, we got cross-mojonations and their heads started exploding, you know.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Golf is 90% mental; the other half is physical.

Hopes he can hold it together when he has to call and place this order for a 3-way stopcock. Perhaps I should order by cataloge number

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

It's finally Friday!!