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  1. WERE THEY HALF OFF? 'CAUSE I KNOW BROWN PEOPLE LOVE DISCOUNTS! DID YOU GET THEM?

  2. "HEY! COME BACK! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?"

  3. GOOD! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? HOW ABOUT NOW? OVER HERE OF OVER THERE?

  4. GO GET A HEARING AID. IT REALLY HELPS!

  5. MY CAPS KEY IS BROKEN SO I CAN NEVER STOP! MWUAHAHAH! AND, MY SNIPERS ARE READY TO FIRE. BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP. HAHAHA.

  6. It waz of da jokez variety. This is the year? IT BETTER BE OR I'M TAKING YOU OUT! =P

  7. Shiznit. That sucks, well, the Torres part. =P No, just kidding. Ah well, I hope Willie the best. But I hope he doesn't crank a Sedin like he did with Toews.

  8. Lol. But they might still kill you for playing terrible music. =P So, listen to the radio, I guess. Haha.

  9. Lol. If there's any black people in your neighborhood (sp?) I suggest you don't play gangster rap. Or, I'll say this right now, R.I.P. =P

  10. No you can't. If I'm stubborn, then if you aren't, say that you can't live without me. Say it!

  11. I'm not sure. I just checked their website and it didn't have any Networks the game would be on. I guess it's just a mystery for now. OOOooooOOOOoooo (Like a ghost sound. Lol)

  12. Lol. Cut out the cute, and there you have it, an ugly, little dog.

    That was really mean, lol. But I still laughed so that makes me mean too. =/

    Yeah, I think it's that guy. With all those rolls and he always is holding a tire and he's white. Haha. Some babies look like that!

    I guess. But it isn't that great. You talk for a little bit, then it's back to work. <_<

  13. There is 29 more days until Canucks play their first against the Flames.

  14. 'Til hockey or school?

  15. Lol. Exactly! They'll eat anything. But some babies have too much fat. Like they have those gross rolls like that tire dude. Lol. Can't remember his name.

    I'm never excited when school starts. I think it's a wast of time and it's just crap. I'll bomb my school one of these days, just you wait.

  16. Wow, right as I was about to press 'post', my stupid laptop died on me. =( Now I've got to rewrite it. DAMNIT!

    Blah, they are not cute. They're gross, and ugly. How are they cute?

    Well maybe if they had a gate, it would've stopped him/her from dying. =P It died when you were 10? Damn, that really is horrible. Were you close?

  17. Pretty good, just watch 'Dating in the Dark'. You even seen this show? How about you?

  18. No, you're lucky. I'd rather get it over-and-done in the morning rather than the afternoon. I wonder what we'll do there?...

  19. I know! Argh...freakin' hate that damn place. >:| And I just checked my schools website, and it said that I have to go back on the 7th at 12:15pm. WTF? What kind of a time is that. And that calls for an even bigger.....ARGH!

  20. Pugs are so much uglier. *Barf* They're little, and weird, and plain ugly. NOOOO! Did the dog get over excited or something? Or just get too frightened. That's exactly the reason why you should put a gate around your pool if you have dogs or infants. Just in case.

    Lol. Discriminating the fat ones, eh? =P

  21. No you can't! And I know we've been through this, but we never finished arguing! ARGH!

  22. Psh, no you can't.

  23. Hey man, I was just saying. Maybe...

    Holy crap, 2'ish weeks 'til school. 0_0 Damn.

  24. Bugatti? Lol. I guess this is the time to start saving up. =P

    My brother wants that car, too. It's an aight car, but it's nothing compared to the Chevy Camaro. Now that's nice!

  25. Haha. Yeah, that's why I want another one. But they do grow pretty big, and I just want a dog that stays small-medium sized. I kind of want a bulldog. Lol. They're so lazy. Like me.

    Lol. Wow, women and their giant purses. What happened to the time where women had small purses and all they needed was some cash and 2 or 3 credit cards? Now purses could probably fit a baby. Lol.

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