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Tough As Salo

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  1. Tough As Salo

    ,':|

  2. Tough As Salo

    A guy outside 7-11 honked at me as I walked by, making me spill blue Slurpee all over myself. $2 well spent.

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    2. Tough As Salo

      Tough As Salo

      RIP, Slurpee cup.

    3. BuckyHermit

      BuckyHermit

      Are you in the Glee Club, by any chance?

    4. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Are you a girl by any chance?

  3. Tough As Salo

    Ack! Hurry the hell up, October!

  4. Tough As Salo

    Ah, I see then. Well, I was just kidding around with the "dead" part. Just so you know...

  5. Tough As Salo

    Anybody have any idea what happened to Cloutier? Somebody told me he's a dodgeball champion now since he's better at avoiding shots than saving them.

    1. Jarvis

      Jarvis

      Ironically, he's a goalie coach in the OHL right now.

    2. Niloc009

      Niloc009

      Note to Gillis, do not draft any goalies from the Barrie Colts.

  6. Tough As Salo

    Anybody see those "Ryan Kesler did this" memes? It's funny because half of them are true!

  7. Tough As Salo

    Anyone else think Kesler's nickname should be "Pizza"? Or anything that has to do with bombing? Anything is more original than "Kes".

    1. winter

      winter

      no

    2. microbialbbq

      microbialbbq

      I like Kesler and I like Pizza and I like Kesler's pizza, so yes I think so.

  8. Tough As Salo

    Anyone wanna bite my fingers?

    1. Sully2Cool

      Sully2Cool

      no thanks.

    2. SpinDrive

      SpinDrive

      Considering the fact you're as tough as Salo, you'd probably get hurt.

  9. Tough As Salo

    Apparently, the other 29 teams are better than us now. Something tells me the CDC antifreeze drinking contest wasn't a good idea.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      They replaced my antifreeze with melted slurpee :( How can I be crazy now?

    2. Tough As Salo

      Tough As Salo

      I heard the Crush Lime at that sketchy 7-Eleven downtown makes you hear colours. Worth trying out?

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Worth it.

  10. Tough As Salo

    Bieksa, I can kiss you!... But in a straight bro way...

  11. Tough As Salo

    Blasted injury bug, I swear, when I find you, I'm shipping you to Calgary!

    1. Venom52

      Venom52

      Calgary is already infected as well.

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      not nearly enough lol..

  12. Tough As Salo

    Campbell is such a tool. Based on my observations on how he messes with Canadian teams, I have concluded he's a new type of useless screwdriver.

    1. SStamkos91

      SStamkos91

      Colin? Brian? Gordon?

    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      All three are overpaid.

    3. SpinDrive

      SpinDrive

      Lol

  13. Tough As Salo

    Caps game cancelled today. Well that was a load of nothing. Thanks rain.

  14. Tough As Salo

    Curse the idiots who jinxed Lu's shutout! You're not supposed to say the S word!

  15. Tough As Salo

    Dear creepers who are creeping my profile,

    Keep on creepin'.

  16. Tough As Salo

    Does this mean Ballard's gonna play?

    1. Tough As Salo

      Tough As Salo

      And I don't want to shock anyone, but I think I'm Nostradamus. I totally called the penalty trouble tonight.

    2. KamikazeWatermelon

      KamikazeWatermelon

      if ehrhoff is in, AV might just pick alberts over ballard. :P

  17. Tough As Salo

    Does Welly have a Twitter account? I wonder what kind of shenanigans he's up to today?

    1. Tough As Salo

      Tough As Salo

      He probably has excellent restaurant recommendations, though.

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Wonder if he has Fleury on bbm ?

  18. Tough As Salo

    Dustin Penner: I'm not lazy. I'm aggressively passive.

  19. Tough As Salo

    Enough already, Ballard. Give back AV's marbles. It's not funny anymore.

    1. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      Actually he stole A.V.'s secret packet of gum that he saves for special occasions.

  20. Tough As Salo

    Every time I see that talking mouth from Dairy Queen commercials, I think of Shane O'Brien. Is that normal?

  21. Tough As Salo

    Forecast for Chicago: mostly cloudy with a chance of rain and imminent doom.

  22. Tough As Salo

    Getting the brooms out. And the earplugs when Toews starts whining again.

    1. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      That'll be sometime after tomorrows game

  23. Tough As Salo

    Gingers don't have souls. Schneider, Torres, and the Sedins are Gingers. Therefore, Schneider, Torres, and the Sedins are superhuman and don't need souls. It's called logic.

  24. Tough As Salo

    Great, now we need another German.

    1. canuck_trevor16

      canuck_trevor16

      marco Sturm

    2. Shattenkirk's Bald Spot

      Shattenkirk's Bald Spot

      NO! Judging by two world wars, Germans come close but don't pull it through in the end!! (Damnit, Nowitzki)

    3. Bombastik der Teutone

      Bombastik der Teutone

      well..sturm is still available

      healthy a good player

  25. Tough As Salo

    GTFO, rain! I better not see you tomorrow!

    1. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      Oh you will fersure.

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