:D

I forgot just how much it hurts to pass a stone. 1 down, several more to go.

Worked 9 hours in the RAIN today. Me: "It'll go away and the sun will come out" times 30/hour.

It's raining :D

I'm like a father-figure on this forum. The kind of father other parents feel ill at ease leaving their kids with.

discovering KMFDM and loving it

I hate when clams don't give up their pearls... they're so shellfish

What is Icarus?

Jerry Dee just sucker punched Ricky.

Anyone hear about the police who had to go to the daycare cause the babies were resisting A-REST!!!!!

Thinking about getting a man purse or "murse"...

wow, that that racist thread was intense.

good morning everybody!!

2 + 2 x 2 = ?

Is thinking about getting a tattoo.

how few CDCers know how the salary cap works....

You could slit my throat, and with my last dying breath I`d apoligize for bleeding on your shirt.

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New tattoo is gross and scabby, want to scratch soooo much. I just want to pick at it for the next few days, only the thought of a blob mess of a tattoo is holding me back.

SO hot.

Stop sending me PMs, I can't get them

Procrastination is a bitch, anyone want to write an essay for me?

Procrastination is a bitch, anyone want to write an essay for me?

Procrastination is a bitch, anyone want to write an essay for me?

Two weeks 'till tattoo time. Very excited.