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Alright alright, you kids have had your time in the spotlight

Time for the pro to come in and shine bright

Like the sun

You will soon realize why I'm number one

Dropping sick lines like the Army drops mines

Tread carefully, this is the danger zone

This is my town, you got skills to hone

I've done my time, I got my prison stars

Now it's time for me to sit back and enjoy these cigars

I blow smoke in your face and you cower

B!tch you know I'm the man with the power

This rhyme isn't deep, it's just a demonstration

What has lead to me being, to my creation

I'm a monster like Godzilla, in these parts they know me as the illest thrilla

I come from the motherland, and keep going forward

Your time is done, I'm sorry my comrade

RedFarker, you'll do well to remember my name

Because this is the first step in my ladder to fame

RedFarker you joining the crew?

You better start playing, or I'll give you something to chew

This one is going to be short, I'm going to eat

Practice more, or you'll smell defeat

You coming to uncharted territories my man

If you bring some good material, I'll be willing to jam

Don't talk about you being the king

Like I said to Tib, I'll just make you look like the Queen

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Give me some time, I just got up

Give me some time, I'll be at the top

Who jerks off during the day bro?

Good thing you got caught, that's part of the show

This place is going to freeze, all reading our art

By the end of this, I'll be rapping with heart

Today is not going to be about humor

There might be 1 or 2, but there will be fewer

Today is going to be heart, real deep

Most of my raps, you're going to want to keep

You'll be at the top? You must be kiddin

I got many killers just waitin to do my biddin

I dont wanna have to diss you, thought we could chill

But thinkin you got skills? Time for a prescription refill

Maybe you just don't get enough sleep workin graveyard

Me too homie, not enough sleep and soon I might take this too far

Stick to your comedy, keep crackin jokes

Try to get deep, all you'll do is choke

This is too intellectual for you, can't process these thoughts

My brains filled with so many rhymes, yours is like empty parkin lots

No cars, just dust floatin around

You wanna fight, just know its goin down

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RedFarker you joining the crew?

You better start playing, or I'll give you something to chew

This one is going to be short, I'm going to eat

Practice more, or you'll smell defeat

You coming to uncharted territories my man

If you bring some good material, I'll be willing to jam

Don't talk about you being the king

Like I said to Tib, I'll just make you look like the Queen

Arctic my man, you gotta stop, this isn't necessary

I'm Alexander the great, you're just an emissary

You come to my home, you speak with authority

You should know, I am the people, I am the majority

There is nothing waiting for you on this side

You might wanna talk to Tib, he's on his way out, might give you a ride

Maybe you'll pick up some skills from that dog

Before you can face me, it's past Groundhog

Day

or I'll make you pay

Punk, just do us a favor and fade

Before I'm pissed and pull a switchblade

I'll cut you in pieces

Serve you like marmalade

You've got no chance

This is your only way out

Do this gracefully and simply bow out

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Arctic my man, you gotta stop, this isn't necessary

I'm Alexander the great, you're just an emissary

You come to my home, you speak with authority

You should know, I am the people, I am the majority

There is nothing waiting for you on this side

You might wanna talk to Tib, he's on his way out, might give you a ride

Maybe you'll pick up some skills from that dog

Before you can face me, it's past Groundhog

Day

or I'll make you pay

Punk, just do us a favor and fade

Before I'm pissed and pull a switchblade

I'll cut you in pieces

Serve you like marmalade

You've got no chance

This is your only way out

Do this gracefully and simply bow out

Ay yo Red you ain't even gotta waste your breath

AM's a chump, he's about to get wrecked

Watch him come with some lines that are corny as hell

If he had my number he'd be phonin my cell

Yo Tib help me out, my rhymes are weak, how can I be better

Please man your the best, I don't wanna give my resignation letter

If you can't help me nobody can, please man please

I need your help, in the rap game your a beast

Aight AM, you wanna know some tips?

Quit battlin the best, on our radar your a tiny blip

Find some elementary school kids, try spittin with them

Improve your vocabulary, find the dumb kids and kick it with them

That's all I can help you with, It'll make you feel better about yourself

Cause no matter what you do, we'll still be better than your dam self

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You guys are lost, here's a survival kit

I've only got 1 space for the King, you don't fit

I can tell by your words that you're not confident

So pack up your bags, and get yourself a tent

There's only 1 king, and that's the Monkey

Please, your words are drivels, give it up honey

Kanucks is right, you seem like your running out

You look like a little child running about

Posting a picture of you raping a kangaroo?

What's next? Raping a panda on a piece of bamboo?

Having sex with exotic animals is the wrong way to go

Please, don't post that hamster picture of you givin blow

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RedFarker you joining the crew?

You better start playing, or I'll give you something to chew

This one is going to be short, I'm going to eat

Practice more, or you'll smell defeat

You coming to uncharted territories my man

If you bring some good material, I'll be willing to jam

Don't talk about you being the king

Like I said to Tib, I'll just make you look like the Queen

talking about chewing and eating

we both know any success you have is fleeting

but i pity you so i'll write out this greeting

before i'm done i'll leave you needing

medical attention,

and federal protection

but why waste my time on a wilboy clone?

we all know you're gonna end up alone

or on Hastings Street paying to get blown

my raps and yours have shown

that i'm the contender and you're the pretender

zambrano kills any emcees, regardless of gender

time to end this now, you're boring me

i'll have your mom out in the street, whoring for me

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talking about chewing and eating

we both know any success you have is fleeting

but i pity you so i'll write out this greeting

before i'm done i'll leave you needing

medical attention,

and federal protection

but why waste my time on a wilboy clone?

we all know you're gonna end up alone

or on Hastings Street paying to get blown

my raps and yours have shown

that i'm the contender and you're the pretender

zambrano kills any emcees, regardless of gender

time to end this now, you're boring me

i'll have your mom out in the street, whoring for me

Blabber Blabber, that's all I see

Might as well give my winnings out for free

You just admitted you kill girls, that's a shame

Go with Tibs, have a nice chess game

I'm not Wilboy, I aint Asian

I'm the champ in the lounge, the champ of persuasion

I'm serious, I can go on forever

But I guess you like me owning, whatever

Both of you need to go to poetry class

But you'll probably start smokin grass

I'm the lion in the cage, you're letting me loose

Seems like we're going to keep on going, I'm not calling the truce

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Blabber Blabber, that's all I see

Might as well give my winnings out for free

You just admitted you kill girls, that's a shame

Go with Tibs, have a nice chess game

I'm not Wilboy, I aint Asian

I'm the champ in the lounge, the champ of persuasion

I'm serious, I can go on forever

But I guess you like me owning, whatever

Both of you need to go to poetry class

But you'll probably start smokin grass

I'm the lion in the cage, you're letting me loose

Seems like we're going to keep on going, I'm not calling the truce

:lol: PWND. My Rap.

I dont have one.

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You guys are lost, here's a survival kit

I've only got 1 space for the King, you don't fit

I can tell by your words that you're not confident

So pack up your bags, and get yourself a tent

There's only 1 king, and that's the Monkey

Please, your words are drivels, give it up honey

Kanucks is right, you seem like your running out

You look like a little child running about

Posting a picture of you raping a kangaroo?

What's next? Raping a panda on a piece of bamboo?

Having sex with exotic animals is the wrong way to go

Please, don't post that hamster picture of you givin blow

Hey I gotta hand it you, that was a nice try

Still, you can't stand up to me and Tib, you're a far cry

You have to realize you're a juvenile

My words like mosquitoes infected with West Nile

Your lyrics evidently need work

Monkey and honey? Somebody please, help out this honkey

That's just what you are my pasty young friend

I know I'm white too, but at least I got tanned

I'm a gangster, coming out the gutter

You're like spoiled rich kid who can't get any fatter

I have to admit, I admire your perseverance

Too bad you're not Jesus, you get no deliverance

It's time for me to switch up the theme of my rhyme

I thought I'd give Canuck_83 a piece of my time

I'm glad she's a smart girl who doesn't like Twighlight

So I dedicate you this verse, tonight you're the highlight

Too bad your avatar is just black and white

Still you look pretty, and your hair is tight

Sorry, I know I know that was corny

If only you knew that you're making me h...

I'm sorry, I don't know how I let that one out

Please take it as compliment, or I'm gonna pout

I realize I'll probably get laughed off this board

Just want you to know, I'm not like the rest of this herd

I put what little I have on the line

Maybe, just maybe one day you'll be mine.

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Hey I gotta hand it you, that was a nice try

Still, you can't stand up to me and Tib, you're a far cry

You have to realize you're a juvenile

My words like mosquitoes infected with West Nile

Your lyrics evidently need work

Monkey and honey? Somebody please, help out this honkey

That's just what you are my pasty young friend

I know I'm white too, but at least I got tanned

I'm a gangster, coming out the gutter

You're like spoiled rich kid who can't get any fatter

I have to admit, I admire your perseverance

Too bad you're not Jesus, you get no deliverance

It's time for me to switch up the theme of my rhyme

I thought I'd give Canuck_83 a piece of my time

I'm glad she's a smart girl who doesn't like Twighlight

So I dedicate you this verse, tonight you're the highlight

Too bad your avatar is just black and white

Still you look pretty, and your hair is tight

Sorry, I know I know that was corny

If only you knew that you're making me h...

I'm sorry, I don't know how I let that one out

Please take it as compliment, or I'm gonna pout

I realize I'll probably get laughed off this board

Just want you to know, I'm not like the rest of this herd

I put what little I have on the line

Maybe, just maybe one day you'll be mine.

Haha major props man

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Hey I gotta hand it you, that was a nice try

Still, you can't stand up to me and Tib, you're a far cry

You have to realize you're a juvenile

My words like mosquitoes infected with West Nile

Your lyrics evidently need work

Monkey and honey? Somebody please, help out this honkey

That's just what you are my pasty young friend

I know I'm white too, but at least I got tanned

I'm a gangster, coming out the gutter

You're like spoiled rich kid who can't get any fatter

I have to admit, I admire your perseverance

Too bad you're not Jesus, you get no deliverance

Did you call yourself a gangster from a gutter?

Another reason to rhyme the word butter!

You're Russian, stick with your fur hats

I'm the gangster, the one with the tats

You make fun of my rhymes, yet you say I'm a honkey?

Just go back to your snow hut, have some tea commi

I'm sorry, I called you a comi, I didn't mean that

I'm done, done with the personal crap

I'm going back to my jokes

Where I talk about butter and blokes.

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This is my first time in the Lounge!

I imagine dimmed purplish lights, lots of leather (black) couches, high ceilings, blue walls, a swanky looking bar with a huge glass liquor shelf behind, and hot female bartenders in their underwear as well as a few other bonnie lasses to amuse the patrons.

Is that about accurate?

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