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g_bassi13

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kanucks25 Canucks First-Line

kanucks25

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I'm just waitin for you to step up to the plate rookie

Everyone grab a phone, call up your bookie

Bet on Tib and you'll get your money's worth

Kanucks25 is about to get dropped in the dirt

I'll rough you up anywhere you want, your turf or mine

If you can't see that you must just be blind

I'll set up an appointment for you and Arctic Monkeys

Got this game on lockdown and only I got the keys

Time to get rid of you, time for a tussle

Time to go to the gym, time for you to get some muscle

I'll shred you to pieces, feed you to the hungry

Make mince meat outta you, here kids, have some lunch meat

Like the economy, your rap quality is in a recession,

Right here I'll put you in depression, I advise viewer discretion.

Rapping is my game, it's my profession,

I told you I'm the Devil, your soul's in my possession.

I'm the last stop on the road to your demise,

Quickly take an U-turn, that's what I advise.

Don't push my buttons, you don't want me to explode,

You should feel lucky I battled you, this honour upon you I bestowed.

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Mr.ArcticLove♥ Abbotsford Star

Mr.ArcticLove♥

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I hate when this happens lol...My rap is the last post from the last page. I don't want you peeps to miss the kings work.

Like the economy, your rap quality is in a recession,

Right here I'll put you in depression, I advise viewer discretion.

Rapping is my game, it's my profession,

I told you I'm the Devil, your soul's in my possession.

I'm the last stop on the road to your demise,

Quickly take an U-turn, that's what I advise.

Don't push my buttons, you don't want me to explode,

You should feel lucky I battled you, this honour upon you I bestowed.

Dayum, short but sweet.

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The Alchemist Canucks Prospect

The Alchemist

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You try to sound serious and try to sound big

But to be honest, you're sounding a lot like Tib

I talk about slippin on butter, you talk about making stacks?

Stacks of what? All I know is that your mom has a great rack

Look at your avatar and sig, pick which sport and stop confusing

Just by that, I know you're messed, some protruding.

We all know you eat too much cheese and constipated

But don't make that ruin your game, time to elevate it

One more thing, how do you rape tracks?

You're making up words my man, clean your mouth, have a tic-tac

aww listen to the kid throw another tantrum

or better yet yet listen to the champ deliver another anthem

i could kidnap you and hold you for ransom

but i doubt anyone would pay

doesnt matter what you say

my rhymes will take all your hopes away

damn must suck to be you, averaging 26 posts a day

your material is weak, only able to write 10 lines

me? i'll spit until i'm two hundred and nine

learna lesson now, and dont mess with a certified crook

because i'll leave you mortified and shook

so sit back and take this,

and just face it

you got no chance, i'm more vicious than any racist

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Mr.ArcticLove♥ Abbotsford Star

Mr.ArcticLove♥

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aww listen to the kid throw another tantrum

or better yet yet listen to the champ deliver another anthem

i could kidnap you and hold you for ransom

but i doubt anyone would pay

doesnt matter what you say

my rhymes will take all your hopes away

damn must suck to be you, averaging 26 posts a day

your material is weak, only able to write 10 lines

me? i'll spit until i'm two hundred and nine

learna lesson now, and dont mess with a certified crook

because i'll leave you mortified and shook

so sit back and take this,

and just face it

you got no chance, i'm more vicious than any racist

Zambrano, Zambrano, what are you doing dude?

I thought you were going to be good at this, you stink more than crude

I'm 6'2 220 pounds, you can't kidnap me

I dare you to try, I'll make you weep

Again, you making up words with no meaning

till you're 209? I'll believe you if you're dreaming

You compare yourself more vicious than a racist?

The way you're rapping, you sound more like a rapist

Give back that little boy you took last night

And just go back to your frat night

You can keep on going and keep spinning the wheel

But you should know that I'm a brick of steel

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The Alchemist Canucks Prospect

The Alchemist

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Zambrano, Zambrano, what are you doing dude?

I thought you were going to be good at this, you stink more than crude

I'm 6'2 220 pounds, you can't kidnap me

I dare you to try, I'll make you weep

Again, you making up words with no meaning

till you're 209? I'll believe you if you're dreaming

You compare yourself more vicious than a racist?

The way you're rapping, you sound more like a rapist

Give back that little boy you took last night

And just go back to your frat night

You can keep on going and keep spinning the wheel

But you should know that I'm a brick of steel

you're so desperate to shine, probably bite your rhymes,

you'll never be me, never have my shine

stop whining, every verse all you do is lament

this is your last chance to repent

otherwise i'll take you for every cent

you call yourself a brick of steel?

i'll make you go a week between meals

your bill is due, and i'm the collector

callin me a child molestor?

nope. try rap professor

while you stupid like an ENRON investor

you provoked me, created a tyrant

now you're embarrassed, face red like a fire hydrant

so continue hiding behind your computer screen

while i live out your wildest dreams

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Mr.ArcticLove♥ Abbotsford Star

Mr.ArcticLove♥

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you're so desperate to shine, probably bite your rhymes,

you'll never be me, never have my shine

stop whining, every verse all you do is lament

this is your last chance to repent

otherwise i'll take you for every cent

you call yourself a brick of steel?

i'll make you go a week between meals

your bill is due, and i'm the collector

callin me a child molestor?

nope. try rap professor

while you stupid like an ENRON investor

you provoked me, created a tyrant

now you're embarrassed, face red like a fire hydrant

so continue hiding behind your computer screen

while i live out your wildest dreams

Good but not good enough bro

Keep going, you're going down low

You want to live out my wildest dreams?

Be ready to bang your mom, and give her your cream

Isn't that incest? I believe it is

Oh well, not my problem that you like to give your mom your jizz

Ha, you call yourself a rap professor?

Look out, there's a cute 5 year old in your class, you gonna undress her?

I've got you 2 for 2, you aint coming back

You can try, but I'm going to bed, and I'm going to lay back

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The Alchemist Canucks Prospect

The Alchemist

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Good but not good enough bro

Keep going, you're going down low

You want to live out my wildest dreams?

Be ready to bang your mom, and give her your cream

Isn't that incest? I believe it is

Oh well, not my problem that you give your mom your jizz

Ha, you call yourself a rap professor?

Look out, there's a cute 5 year old in your class, you gonna undress her?

I've got you 2 for 2, you aint coming back

You can try, but I'm going to bed, and I'm going to lay back

Going down low? Nah thats your moms role

keep talking i'll dig a grave, and throw you in the hole

your talking to the dream crusher and taker of souls

You dream to bang my mom? shes been dead for 3 years

and you still couldnt get anywhere near

dreaming about banging dead broads? whatever its your choice,

look at you stuttering, about to lose your voice

26 posts a day, and thats not including White Noise

what a pitiful existence

now watch as a I rip this

dude your pathetic, rhyming back with back

while i spit wisecracks, and continue to attack

every other line of yours is about touching a kid

cops search your computer, chances are you'll end up doing a bid

you arent worthy of me, not even in the same grid

damn son you need to get laid,

i speak for everyone here when i say "Davy street is that way"

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kanucks25 Canucks First-Line

kanucks25

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I guess I KO'd Tiburon, who volunteers to be next?

You're lines have to be sick though, wicked and complex.

I ain't battlin' Zambrano because I like to keep it clean,

Have some fun, at the same time your streak got'ta be mean.

Step up to the plate, if you think you can be competitive,

Have a fresh style though, better not be repetitive.

Just start spittin', I'll face whoever,

Get me started though, and I'll go forever.

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