nuckin_futz Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Take the Alice Cooper route: Daddy's gonna get a big surprise I'll put one right between his eyes And with his blood, I'll write his last goodbyes Yeah, daddy's gonna get a big surprise That's just the way it is, he'll be deader than a stone That's just the way it is, he'll leave us both alone That's just the way it is When hell comes home Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 Mr Furnier is a true poet. Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 are they in school till their 50's and hitting heir wives with bricks? I don't understand how people can go to school for 12 years and not end up in a crazy amount of debt Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 He's also a fantastic golfer. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 Alice Cooper is great imo Link to comment
canucklax Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 And a big Coyotes fan to boot. They even had an Alice Cooper Bobblehead night. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 Too be fair, each Coyote fan gets a bobblehead night, and they start repeating in November Link to comment
canucklax Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 "It's Dave Bobblehead Night" "Dammit, I already have a Dave, I wanted a Candice!" Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 Just like McDonalds and their kids meals Link to comment
canucklax Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Four different possibilities, and no matter which one you get, everyone gets diarrhea? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 And disappointment, because you will get either a repeat, or the one you didn't want Link to comment
canucklax Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Or they give you the Barbie instead of the Hot Wheel... I AM NOT A LITTLE GIRL. Link to comment
Magikal Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Can I murder my gf? The cheating **** gave me an STI Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 Can I murder my gf? The cheating **** gave me an STI Link to comment
canucklax Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Can I murder my gf? The cheating **** gave me an STI Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 20 Year Old Update: Wedding Bells and Ammo Shells User: susraiders Name: Boris Asimov Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Elista, Russia Type: Rational Job: Business Student Health Issues: Infertile, Smoker, Heart Disease Spouse: N/A Special Notes: Accepted to University for a business program. You have had a heart attack and survived due to heart disease, you are infertile and have taken up smoking to fit in with your friends. User: Beluga Whale Name: Dag Berg Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Soro, Denmark Type: Rational/Greedy Job: Psychology Student Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Special Notes: Accepted to university for a psychology program. User: MGK Name: Ivan Tadej Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Koper, Slovenia Type: Rational Job: Military Health Issues: Smoker Spouse: N/A Special Notes: Graduated from trade school, drafted into the military. Took up smoking to fit in with your military peers. Re-enlisted for a second and third term in the military due to the high pay. User: Hansen 36 Name: Adao Baia Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Faro, Portugal Type: Rational Job: Military Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Special Notes: Your boyfriend broke up with you and you were rejected from university. You landed a job as a stone cutter, but you were drafted into the military. You re-enlisted for a second term into the military as it payed better than your stone cutting work. User: Argon's Lady Friend Name: Saba Nasir-Ali Gender: Female Age: 20 Years Old Born: Kazan, Russia Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Prisoner Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Special Notes: Refused to (falsely) admit you are a political activist when pressured by corrupt government officials. Sentenced to four years in prison for disobeying government officials. Took up smoking while in prison. User: Tiger Singh Name: Kasi Baboor Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Eluru, India Type: Rational Job: Textile Worker Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Special Notes: Graduated school, took a job as a textile worker. Took a job as a textile worker and recieved two pay raises due to hard work. User: The Great Honey Badger Name: Yasa Pulu Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Wabag, Papua New Guinea Type: Rational Job: Nursing Aid Health Issues: Goiter Spouse: N/A Special Notes: No more goiter, also, you're a nursing aid now. User: nuckin_futz Name: Adam Armstrong Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Napier, New Zealand Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Stone Cutter Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Special Notes: Graduated school and took a job as a stone cutter. User: I R Baboon Name: Mikhail Yusupov Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Moscow, Russia Type: Rational Job: Electrician Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Special Notes: Graduated trade school. Got drafted into the military but ignored your draft notice. You managed to avoid military service. Landed a job as an electrician. Received a 7% pay raise due to good work at doing your electricianing. User: Magikal Name: Sigmund Bachman Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Luzern, Switzerland Type: Rational Job: Military Health Issues: Smoker Spouse: Karlotte (F) Special Notes: Graduated school, took a job as a materials clerk. Married a woman named Karlotte. Drafted into the military. Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 User: nuckin_futz Name: Adam Armstrong Special Notes: Graduated school and took a job as a stone cutter. Yaaaay grunt work. I'm going to pretend I am a cool "Stone Cutter" like in the Simpsons. **************************** User: susraiders Name: Boris Asimov Special Notes: Accepted to University for a business program. You have had a heart attack and survived due to heart disease, you are infertile and have taken up smoking to fit in with your friends. Hopefully one of your friends is a heart surgeon. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 13, 2013 Author Share Posted April 13, 2013 User: susraiders Name: Boris Asimov Special Notes: Accepted to University for a business program. You have had a heart attack and survived due to heart disease, you are infertile and have taken up smoking to fit in with your friends. Hopefully one of your friends is a heart surgeon. Link to comment
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