Funniest CDC post ever!
Luongo for Jonathan Toews, Brandon Saad, 2 1st round picks.
Jonathan Toews to Philly for Brayden Schenn, Wayne Simmonds, and Sean Couturier
Simmonds and Couturier for Alex Pietrangelo and Tarasenko
Brayden Schenn, and a 7th to Jarome Iginla
Jarome Iginla to Nashville for Colin Wilson and Shea Weber.
Colin Wilson to Toronto for JVR, and Jake Gardiner.
JVR to Washington for Karl Alzner and John Carlsson
John Carlsson to Anaheim for Kyle Palmieri and Luca Sbisa
Sign Shane Doan and Alex Semin for 500k each.
Trade Shane Doan to the Sharks for Brent Burns, and 2 1st round picks.
Trade Alex Semin to Columbus for Rick Nash.
Trade Nash for Mikheal Granlund, Zack Phillips, Charlie Coyle.
Trade Granlund to Calgary for Backlund
Trade Backlund to New Jersey for Zajac
Zajac to the Islanders for Strome, Nelson, and Nielson.
Strome to Tampa Bay for Connelly
Trade Connelly to Yotes for OEL, and 2 1st round picks.
Move 2 first round picks for Evander Kane.
Trade Evander Kane to Carolina for Jeff Skinner
Jeff Skinner to Dallas for Jack Campbell, Brendan Morrow, and 2 1st round picks.
Trade a 1st round pick for Nick Bjustad and Kris Versteeg
Move Versteeg, 1st for Bobby Ryan
Trade Bobby Ryan to Edmonton for MPS and Hall
Trade Hall to Colorado for Duchene, 1st, and ROR
Trade Duchene to Detroit for Datsyuk, Smith.
Datsyuk can then go to Ottawa for Karlsson, and 5 first round picks.
Karlsson can be traded to the Canadiens for PK Subban, Tinordi, 10 first round draft picks.
Then you can trade Pk Subban, 2 1st round picks to Buffalo for Tyler Myers.
Then you can trade a 1st round pick to the Rangers for Kreider.
Essentially, you have traded Luongo for a whole new roster. GG
Source: Luongo and Chicago