Jump to content
The Official Site of the Vancouver Canucks
Enter Search Term. Use arrows to navigate between autocomplete results. If no results appear, use Enter to do a full site search.
Forum Closure ×
Canucks Community
Forum Closure

Cpt.Clutch

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    761

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Cpt.Clutch

  1. Cpt.Clutch
    Tom Wilson’s Mother (Pavel Bure)
  2. Cpt.Clutch
    That’s Mr luckylager to you son
  3. Cpt.Clutch
    Granted you crapped on the table 10x straight Amd rolled in it. What a weirdo. Why did you want that? I wish for truthful and honourable political leaders
  4. Cpt.Clutch
    a lube perv (guess the anagram)
  5. Cpt.Clutch
    Boner Appetit!
  6. Cpt.Clutch
    Bone Collector
  7. Cpt.Clutch
    Ebenezer Grinch
  8. Cpt.Clutch
    I’ll stick with The Young Turks. Trustworthy and honourable.
  9. Cpt.Clutch
    Grape of Wrath
  10. Cpt.Clutch
    Song about a father’s love for his child who doesn’t like a deep voice singing?
  11. Cpt.Clutch
    I just came across these sisters on youtube. Listened to a bunch of songs, not a song I dislike.
  12. Cpt.Clutch
    Granted oops, I think I just made your brain and emotional state permanently frozen at age 15. Your body is still aged (except for that nagging perma-boner 15yo get), you still have all the responsibilities of life and you still have to make a good impression at work (good luck with HR with that log in your pants!) i wish the stars were visible at night.
  13. Cpt.Clutch
    Lol. Was fairy recent. Had some 3” rib eyes. Also done on natural gas bbq which doesn't burn as hot as propane.
  14. Cpt.Clutch
    Best steaks I’ve done were seared in a pan (stainless steel, dont have cast iron) then finished on the bbq. 3 minutes could be just searing a steak depending on its thickness. Some steaks I’ve had on heat for 20minutes and they come out medium, even after resting for a while on the counter.
  15. Cpt.Clutch
    fine, have all the whiskey jacks. i wish i could see the northern lights
  16. Cpt.Clutch

    In Bed

    Cpt.Clutch replied to nucklehead's topic in White Noise

    You think that’s air you’re breathing right now?
  17. Cpt.Clutch
    Granted. You get caught in a tornado and get thrown a mile away, paralyzing you and causing severe brain trauma. You now are such a maths wizard, you have figured out the calculations of how tornadoes work and can successfully predict every movement. Unfortunately that tornado looks like its coming back for round two... I wish for snow on christmas day.
  18. Cpt.Clutch
    Congrats. You now have all the cookies! Now as you watch the internet, it watches you! i wish california raisins would come back
  19. Cpt.Clutch
    Wish granted! All Cancerians are healed of their dependence on their Astrological signs and horoscopes. i wish for stress free lifestyle.
  20. Cpt.Clutch
    Your wish is my command. The world is now in pieces. Congrats. I wish I could bake pastries and pies really well.
  21. Cpt.Clutch
    Bbq steak with chipotle sauce and caramelized onions, fresh buns (those scissor buns from the grocery store) and a salad (spring mix with spinach, cucumber, tomatoes, peppers, bacon bits, soft goat cheese and green onions). Alamos Malbec
  22. Cpt.Clutch
    I love eggs benny, unfortunately hollandaise does not like me.
  23. Cpt.Clutch
    Granted, your fat just raised right up to your chin. You now have the flabbiest chin around! I wish for a smart genie.
  24. Cpt.Clutch
    “core muscle injury repair” Hernia maybe? Should be back at 100% in 6 weeks.
  25. Cpt.Clutch
    I like who I am. whats the opposite of “attack helicopter”?
×
×
  • Create New...