Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I'm trying to write some haiku In that thread o'er there full of poo I can't use an "e" It's not fair to me Someone hit Qris with a shoe. Link to comment
Qris Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 I'm trying to write some haiku In that thread o'er there full of poo I can't use an "e" It's not fair to me Someone hit Qris with a shoe. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 ATTENTION! THIS LIMERICK WAR WILL BE INTERRUPTED FOR A SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD ROYAL FLUSH!! Excuse me Qris!! I can't help but notice that you have FIVE, yes FIVE threads on the main page! Are you trying to re-establish yourself as the king of creating a boat-load of threads?? I sure could use some of the heat taken off my back! Also, if we are at war, please declare so! I know that I am a chill 3 and all and I don't want to have to go to war with you, but if necessary, I have the rations and the infantry to take you down! Let me know if a treaty needs to be reached. I don't mean to encroach on your territory. I am a fair, and just King, and I am a very diplomatic ruler. We can share the territory if you like, but remember that we both must yield to the mighty ban/lock hammer of Queen Bertuzzi Babe! Thank you for your insight on the situation in advance, fair King Qris. I await your reply. I hope that you are not ready to declare war. THIS CONCLUDES THIS SPECIAL NEWS REPORT FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD ROYAL FLUSH!! PLEASE RESUME WITH YOUR LIMERICKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!! Link to comment
HighwayToHell Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 King Qris or the Court Jester. Well, my choice is obvious. Link to comment
Brad Marchand Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 ****, wrong thread. Link to comment
egatti Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 There once was a man named Flush who was always in such a rush he new not what he posts and only stops and boasts about nothing willing to discuss Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 King Qris or the Court Jester. Well, my choice is obvious. Link to comment
HighwayToHell Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 You do not have a choice who to pay your liege to. If I overtake his throne, you will kneel before me. (That sounded not as good as I wanted it to. Ever notice imperial middle-age type english sounds really "comme-ci comme-ca"? ) Link to comment
Master 112 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Qris is a rater of chillness. But it's none of his business. He gave me chill 2 So I say "boohoo" He should get nothing for Xmas. Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I don't think you quite understand "Chill 2" is actually grand But 'cause I got "3" It's easy for me To watch my ego expand. Link to comment
avelanch Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 The Oilers are nothing but scat, Last draft was evidence of that, First overall They drafted Hall But they are still our doormat. Link to comment
HighwayToHell Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 The Oilers are nothing but crap, Last draft was evidence of that, First overall They drafted Hall But they are still our doormat. Link to comment
avelanch Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 crap and that sound nothing alike.....but the premise is fantastic. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 UPDATE!! (Because I saw Qris on the user's list) War seems to be averted. The people will now have the power to decide at the upcoming CDC awards! Stay tuned for more.. Link to comment
Bertuzzi Babe Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 The abundance of new threads has me flummoxed (And some of them are really quite bollocks) I shall be pinned to my chair And tearing out hair On deciding which ones to demolix! Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 The abundance of new threads has me flummoxed (And some of them are really quite bollocks) I shall be pinned to my chair And tearing out hair On deciding which ones to demolix! Link to comment
Reigning-Champ Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 This thread is dumb But you have a nice bum where are ya from Link to comment
Teen Icarus Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 (Content removed/replaced) This one was very ill timed Inappropriate content to rhyme So, as mod, I've removed it This edit will prove that Some still need a kick in the behind. Link to comment
Master 112 Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Qris is a rater of chillness. But it's none of his business. He gave me chill 2 So I say "boohoo" He should get nothing for Xmas. Link to comment
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