Master 112 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I really like chocolate cake It's tasty and easy to bake It fills up my belly Pies are too smelly Chocolate cake is yours to make. Link to comment
avelanch Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Since Bertuzzi Babe has stepped in, my arguments must have been thin, therefore I'll apologize to the Sultan, who knows I didn't want to insult him, which is why he's gonna shake my fin. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The meter makes Peter an eater He'll defeat her like Derek Jeter You dance and you prance With a lance and a glance At your new neighbors bird-feeder Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I cannot believe it is so But people do need the down low It's iambic feet That make up the beat Try to keep up with this show In this line there oughta be three Sound it off and you'll see Now there are two Don't get it askew And you might just catch up to me. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I cannot believe it is so But people do need the down low It's iambic feet That make up the beat Try to keep up with this show In this line there oughta be three Sound it off and you'll see Now there are two Don't get it askew And you might just catch up to me. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Thanks Qris for making this thread, And Sultan for not leaving it dead With a whimper, not a bang A shhhh, not a clang In shame I will now hang my head. Link to comment
daniel_canuck Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I once read through this whole thread, "this is kinda stupid" i said, but i'll still take part, in this useless art, to keep this topic well fed. Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Your meter is horribly bad, or perhaps it's really just sad. There's too many beats, so get under your sheets, and cry 'till you're face has turned red. Link to comment
Bertuzzi Babe Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Now look we've awakened the bear Who's likely to be so unfair Perhaps she should toke Or learn how to joke Or simply spend time elsewhere. (You know that I say this in jest We all know that you're simply the best But it had to be said Don't cry on your bed This is not a thing more than a test.) Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 A sow once disturbed while a-toke Found herself at the butt of a joke She giggled in rhyme And said "One more time" This Sultan's an ok sort of bloke! Amid the swirls of blue smoke She lamented that those who doth poke A mods furry rump Should be bent over a stump And flogged til they're feeling quite heartbroke For this mod's heart is really quite tender (You'd know if you ever did meet her) It's those who abuse Rules 12 down to two's That don't meet her side that is better! Link to comment
>you Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 i had a limmerick of mine published in a poetry book. Link to comment
Super19 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 i had a limmerick of mine published in a poetry book. Link to comment
>you Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 BAh! You can't even spell limerick! Oh wait, you really can't Link to comment
Super19 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 yeah im horrible in english. but i really did have on published, a short story too. Link to comment
egatti Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 There once was a man from Surrey who tried to get out in a hurry Oh! what a mess shot at a wedding no less and now can't enjoy his curry Link to comment
Stuntnuck Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 There once was a man from Surrey who tried to get out in a hurry Oh! what a mess shot at a wedding no less and now can't enjoy his curry Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I am a big fan of this thread Can't seem to let it go dead It's so full of win It's almost a sin So let's keep it going instead. I'm thankful to Qris for the start These musings do come from the heart I'm such a huge fan Of this masterplan To set smart and dumb far apart. Link to comment
Qris Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 This early, I have to decline So I'll post some gems found online While I do love this thread My brain is quite dead But later I'll post some of mine. There once was a man named Bertold Who drank beer when the weather grew cold As he reached for his cup... "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!" Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled! If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile And cut off its beard, willy-nilly You can honestly say That you have just made A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly A young psychic midget named Marge Went to jail with the most heinous charge But despite lock and key The next day she broke free And the headlines said "Small Medium at Large" A history grad student, Marta, mis-clicked as she browsed on Encarta. Instead of King Midas, there appeared Leonidas -- "Phrygia? Madame, THIS IS SPARTA!" There once was an old man of Lyme Who married three wives at a time; When asked "Why a third?" He replied, "One's absurd! And bigamy, sir, is a crime." The bustard's an exquisite fowl, Without any reason to growl. It escapes what would be, Illegitimacy, By the grace of a fortunate vowel. A friend of mine -- Charlie by name Is a strategist with deadly aim. He wants you to know (So I'll say 'ere I go) That you, friend, have just Lost The Game. A flea and a fly in a flue Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the fly, "Let us flee!" "Let us fly," said the flea, So they flew through a flaw in the flue A poet whose friends called him Steve Once showed quite a will to achieve His skill grew so strong That his poems grew long And he sadly was forced to abbrev. Link to comment
avelanch Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Work from home was what I was to do But My comp decided to be poo I drove in to work This thing is berserk Now, my work I can actually do. Link to comment
egatti Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 There once was a man named SOS who didn't know why he's a mess he was slightly confused but now he's amused for all that he needed was a dress There was a girl quite sick who thought of a vicious trick she went down the river threw puppies in without a shiver if I seen her I would give her a drop-kick Link to comment
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