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Raffi Torres is Literally a Bowling Ball


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#1 drfunkenstein

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 11:33 AM

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That is all. More at Pass it to Bulis.

I would encourage you guys to make your own awesome Torres photoshops for blogging purposes. I'm sure egatti will be all over this. Anyway, here's the cut:

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#2 Kran

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 11:37 AM

My god it's the new Arjen Robben meme
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 11:46 AM

put him on the curling ice surface...as one of the rocks..
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 11:49 AM

I have been saying for a long time now that he plays best when he plays like a bowling ball.
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 11:52 AM

I like it.
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 12:11 PM

in on epic thread, will edit later

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 12:15 PM

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It is not my intent to get in circular arguments with anybody. The reason i have avoided saying anything specific is because i know you or someone else will attempt to find an alternate explanation to my points which i intern will have to defend. I see no point in getting involved with the circular argument that is already well under way in this thread. I simply intended to voice my opinion on the subject. In the end either you accept the possibility of corruption and conspiracy or you don't.

Also i find your comments to be very childish. Does taking what i say out of context, paraphrasing and misquoting it make you feel good about yourself? Grow up.


Logic at its finest.

#8 drfunkenstein

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 01:03 PM

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put him on the curling ice surface...as one of the rocks..


You got it.

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#9 kellyjr88

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 01:10 PM

You got it.

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:lol:LOL. He looks good as a Rock. Hurry, Hurry Hard
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#10 FlyingCanuck

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 01:16 PM

Can you put him going through one of our previous goaltender's, who won't be mentioned's, 5 hole?
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 01:41 PM

More like:
Raffi Torres is Literally a Bowling Ball. Figuratively!
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 01:43 PM

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 01:55 PM

I was going to suggest going through Cloots' 5-hole.
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 02:22 PM

Bam.

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 02:33 PM

Bam.

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That's not how you go down a slide! Silly Raffi!
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#16 drfunkenstein

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 02:48 PM

Bam.


Awesome. Keep 'em coming, you guys. We'll have a gallery up in a few days with all the best ones. I've had a few e-mailed to me that are pretty solid as well.
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 02:59 PM

LOL hilarious
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 03:10 PM

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somethin quick that immediately came to mind:
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Every level instantly becomes a cinch.
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 03:11 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!! You guys are hilarious!
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 03:16 PM

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 03:19 PM

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what's raffi doin' on Mayon?
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 03:37 PM

what's raffi doin' on Mayon?


The water slide on the first page was way too mild for his liking.

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 03:48 PM

HAHAHAHA this is the best thread this month!!

Can someone do Torres getting dunked by Blake Griffin?
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 03:51 PM

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That is all. More at Pass it to Bulis.

I would encourage you guys to make your own awesome Torres photoshops for blogging purposes. I'm sure egatti will be all over this. Anyway, here's the cut:

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Im not a fan

PS Ted Mosby says you mean figuratively
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 03:52 PM

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 03:56 PM

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HAHAHAHA this is the best thread this month!!

Can someone do Torres getting dunked by Blake Griffin?

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#27 Barney Stinson

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 03:57 PM

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 04:05 PM

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Looks like Blake's fingers were run over by an 18-wheeler.
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 04:08 PM

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 04:11 PM

Looks like Blake's fingers were run over by an 18-wheeler.

whel he IS dunking torres, that puts some major strain on those fingers.
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