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Who Is The Ultimate SuperHero?

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  1. 1. Should The Silver Surfer be allowed as a selection choice?

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Simple stuff.

Pick your favorite SuperHero, stick by him or her from begining to end, till you can't logically argue for them against another's superhero any further . Tell us why he or she is the best and most unstoppable among all others.

The SuperHero has to be humanoid....no energy creatures or super villains or the univese itself or 'God' or things like that......I'll be the final ruler on that.

The SuperHeros must be from the DC or Marvel cast of characters......no superheros from other genres, please.

Challenge others on their SuperHero choices against yours.....and convince us why yours would beat theirs, until there's a consensus or a clear winner.

Have fun with it.

Update#1 *The List*

So far we have:

Super Heros............Supporters

Superman....................................trav_have

The Incredible Hulk...................Wolfman Jack, Sedin3322, Tyler18, Canuckien

Silver Surfer...............................Zetterberg 19,

Spiderman..................................Super19 ...... Squashed by The Hulk

The Batman...............................MegaNuck, Shift-4, BDWolf ....

Prof. Charles Xavier...................hockeyfan 87

She Hulk.....................................Canucksbiggestfan

The Flash....................................avelanch, Downtown Rob Brown

The Martian Manhunter.............blankall

Storm........................................Death The Kid

The Man Called Nova..............Heretic

Update #2 * Amendments*

- No Time Travelling

- No Magicians, Wizards, Witches etc...or those who have crazy magical powers.

- No Phoenix, Silver Surfer

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Ahem,

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.

Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest crap to ever crap on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of you batman. That's Batman.

But the Flash, my god, my God this man has the greatest powers of all. This man is just that hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into crap but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Just give it up. He's the Flash.

Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking with seven million rocks one after the other.

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and crap he's going to lose and how is Superman THIS strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks and should go die in a freak greasefire.

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Lol....interesting take.

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Ahem,

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.

Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest crap to ever crap on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of you batman. That's Batman.

But the Flash, my god, my God this man has the greatest powers of all. This man is just that hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into crap but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Just give it up. He's the Flash.

Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking with seven million rocks one after the other.

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and crap he's going to lose and how is Superman THIS strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks and should go die in a freak greasefire.

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Are you waiting for somebody to say god?

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Waiting for Bertuzzi Babe's 'Ultimate' Superhero.....;)

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My first pick would probably be Charles Xavier...the ability to know what other people are thinking and to influence them is too powerful to pass up. In the second movie in the X-men trilogy it was even alluded to the fact that he had the ability to kill people if he focused on them sufficiently...not that it's what I'd use the power for.

Just imagine using his ability to change the public's view on the HST and then focusing on Vander Zalm and him dropping dead? I'll take that power.

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edit: has the ability to annoy mom-lady and baby-sitter lady to no end

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My first pick would probably be Charles Xavier...the ability to know what other people are thinking and to influence them is too powerful to pass up. In the second movie in the X-men trilogy it was even alluded to the fact that he had the ability to kill people if he focused on them sufficiently...not that it's what I'd use the power for.

Just imagine using his ability to change the public's view on the HST and then focusing on Vander Zalm and him dropping dead? I'll take that power.

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Magneto or Juggernaut with their head gear on may be able to block out his mental powers and pulverize him.....thus ending his righteous crusade in saving us mere mortal folk from the tyranny of the HST.;)

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edit: has the ability to annoy mom-lady and baby-sitter lady to no end

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Simple stuff.

Pick your favorite SuperHero, stick by him or her from begining to end, till you can't logically argue for them against another's superhero any further . Tell us why he or she is the best and most unstoppable among all others.

The SuperHero has to be humanoid....no energy creatures or super villains or the univese itself or 'God' or things like that......I'll be the final ruler on that.

Challenge others on their SuperHero choices against yours.....and convince us why yours would beat theirs, until there's a consensus or a clear winner.

Have fun with it.

marvel_vs_dc_1.jpg

dcvsmarvel090717.jpg

superman-vs-hulk-justice-league-3213659-600-375.jpg

alex_ross_montage_2.jpg

Marvel_Comics_Secret_Wars_by_RyanBarger.jpg

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The Hulk

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