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#31 We Are All Cucks

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:33 PM

Every time Lu takes a shot his club goes flying out of his hands.

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:34 PM

With a 3 foot wide hole to shoot at from 2 inches, Raymond would rim out.

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:34 PM

Edler would be the guy hitting his ball way up over the trees and out of play.

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:36 PM

"Golf is for people with goofy pants and a fat ***." -Happy Gilmore
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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:36 PM

Raymond- approach the green and perform a spin o Rama and putt it in.
beiksa-ball bounces off tree and no one sees it while he whacks it again and gets a hole in one
Wiesse-everytime he goes to shoot he turns his head the other way
AV-just looks at the ball...chewing his gum
Henrik-goes to shoot but instead passes it backwards to know one

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:39 PM

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:42 PM

Lappy - The guy that coughs right when you're going for a 12 foot eagle putt.

Hansen - The guy you yell "fore" at before he hits the ball
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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:45 PM

Luongo would be the star golfer with an absolutely amazing Caddie. When Luongo, on one hole, is late, he asks his Caddie to take the hole for him. His caddie, Schneider, scores a hole in one, and single handedly claws Luongo's score back into the contention for the lead, only to come up short by one shot on the 18th hole.

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:51 PM

Bieksa would be the type of golfer who marks his score down on other people's score cards without the media noticing

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:59 PM

Tanev: Has to use a driver for a 110 yard par 3.

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 11:00 PM

Henrik would be rolling balls to Danny who would be "Happy Gilmoring" them all day.

Burrows would make every shot that needs to be made, AKA Clutch.

Kesler would beat up his Caddy and attempt to be the 1 man show.

Raymond would fall over on every swing.

Edler would be hitting the ball the wrong way.

Rome would be best friends with the guy keeping score, and therefore always win.

Schneider would throw down 18 straight Hole in Ones.....ya i went there.

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 11:13 PM

Edler would have one chance left on the green to putt his ball into the hole, but instead he would take out his 9-iron and blast it over the trees.

Luongo would play normally but whenever anyone else came close to getting it in the hole he would run out of nowhere and bellyflop on the ball.

AV would pick the ball up and chew it before dropping the mushy remains into the hole.

Gillis would trade his 9-iron for a putter right at the tee-off.

Raymond wouldn't be able to make it, citing an ear-doctor appointment with regards to inner-ear balance.

Reinprecht wouldn't get to go because time was running short.

Malhotra would turn around backwards and hit the ball with the backhand for all his shots.

Hansen would take a running leap at his shots before hitting them while in mid-air.

(and if it helps with the loss) Mitchell would hit the ball way off to the side, landing it near the group of players just behind, and they would just happen to be Patrick Sharp and Kane, and they would hit it back over but it would fly right by Luongo and someone would have to go get it.
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Posted 22 April 2012 - 11:44 PM

For other teams:

Patrick Kane would be busy beating up his cabby-er I mean caddy to get his loose change back... Also chewing on his glove like he does with his mouthguard.

Steven Stamkos for 60th birdie!

Zdeno Chara will have no problem to locating the green from the distance and will be the hardest hitter in the club. I'm sure his ball will be miles out of range to retrieve it..

Jonathan Toews crash his cart into a tree...

Brad Marchand will be too busy diving in the pond instead of playing the game.

Raffi Torres will take place as a ball.

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