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John A. Zoidberg

I just Sneezed on my dog

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Good thread, good thread.

If you would have taped it, you'd be at a million views on youtube already

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He is mad as..... What do I do?

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Well at least your dog didn't sneeze on you.

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Usually when my dog gets excited for a walk he sneezes. So get out the leash, get to nostril level with it and let him sneeze on your face.

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give a dog a bone?

Also: White noise.

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I will be calling the SPCA and they will be right there to remove that dog from your household. Then they can find a great home for said dog and they will get a nice little profit from it. Then the person who adopts it can say "I am a good person I rescued a dog from a terrible situation".

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Atleast you didnt almost scare you dog to death. Couple summers ago, while I was at work on a hot sunny summer day, mother nature decided to give the Lower Mainland its biggest thunderstorm in years, and my dog (female chocolate lab) was on the patio barking at the lightning and thunder, she was shaking by the time I got home. Neighbors were pretty upset and thought we were criminals lol

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Atleast you didnt almost scare you dog to death. Couple summers ago, while I was at work on a hot sunny summer day, mother nature decided to give the Lower Mainland its biggest thunderstorm in years, and my dog (female chocolate lab) was on the patio barking at the lightning and thunder, she was shaking by the time I got home. Neighbors were pretty upset and thought we were criminals lol

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Yeah, but did you sneeze on your dog? You have no idea how angry my dog is at me.

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Well I don't think your relationship can recover.

Time to send him to the farm upstate.

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No, he's literally mad because I sneezed and got germs and crap on him

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Well at least your dog didn't sneeze on you.

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Make him sneeze on you.

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give him an open mouth kiss, he would love that.

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