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#1 BananaMash

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:14 PM

Hello everyone, Rock fan here. Lately my neighbor on my dorm floor has been listening to some pretty intense gangster rap super loud every single day. Now normally, I'm not a rap fan. However, I'm pretty sure I can write better than 90% of these gangster rappers, even if I've only really listened to 80's rock my whole life.

So give me any subject, and I will write a 4-8 line rap about it.

If I fail I will admit to the world that I am worse than a gangster rapper.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:15 PM

Moisture.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:16 PM

I might set off some fireworks here but..

Off Topic Forum

Go.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:18 PM

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Moisture.


Moisture is nice because I like to feel dampness,
Just like a moist towlette or baby wipe napkins,
Maybe an obese persons folds before Atkins,
Or a drunk guys bed, accidents can happen!
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:19 PM

Me.





Off to start an "I will write a poem for any topic you give me" thread.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:19 PM

MC F*** C***
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:19 PM

Moisture is nice because I like to feel dampness,
Just like a moist towlette or baby wipe napkins,
Maybe an obese persons folds before Atkins,
Or a drunk guys bed, accidents can happen!


This is beautiful.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:20 PM

acquiring money and ignoring women.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:23 PM

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I might set off some fireworks here but..

Off Topic Forum

Go.


If you're not Atheist you're wrong even if you're right,
Look at this story that we all saw on the news tonight,
And If you're christian prepare for a religious fight,
Around here bashing feminism is never alright,
Off-Topic forum, essentially just a bomb site,
Rapping about off topic has been my delight.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:27 PM

Oranges
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:27 PM

If you're not Atheist you're wrong even if you're right,
Look at this story that we all saw on the news tonight,
And If you're christian prepare for a religious fight,
Around here bashing feminism is never alright,
Off-Topic forum, essentially just a bomb site,
Rapping about off topic has been my delight.

Genius. I'm next
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:27 PM

Me.





Off to start an "I will write a poem for any topic you give me" thread.


There is a member, CH9, on CDC he is by far the very most scrutinized,
When a crew of 13 guys came and knocked his league down to size,
JPA snatched that whole thing up, right before his own eyes,
JPA was like lice, and this whole freaking rap was improvised.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:29 PM

Aaron Rome
I will put the rap in my signature.

Edited by BlurTriX, 03 October 2012 - 09:37 PM.

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:30 PM

Oranges



You know what, In december my favorite oranges are manderins
Especially the juice, honestly I just cant stop mashin' them
Like Zack Kassian took Matt Kennedy's head and smashed it in,
Show me your naval for just a second so I can get a taste again,
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:31 PM

That's frackin cool man skip mine
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:33 PM

The chin of Dale Weise.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:35 PM

acquiring money and ignoring women.


I've been single for 18 months, no girl will even date me once,
They said FB;GM, but my bank account is still just a dunce,
BZRK lied to me, ignoring women only made me lonely,
How could you do that to me? I wanted success only.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:38 PM

Aaron Rome


They announced a goal scored from the point by Aaron Rome,
I said "that announcer is drunk, he should probably go home",
It then turned out he was right, so AV threw his dog a bone,
What happened to Keith Ballard? We'll probably never know.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:39 PM

The Anglo-Zanzibar War
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:41 PM

holy sh*t your good

how about coffee (and getting high from it :P )
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:42 PM

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The chin of Dale Weise.


Now what can I say about Dale Weise's chin,
On an average human, it doubles as a shin,
I hear it's the secret to the few fights that he wins,
He lets them punch it, and break their hand on him.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:42 PM

They announced a goal scored from the point by Aaron Rome, I said "that announcer is drunk, he should probably go home", It then turned out he was right, so AV threw his dog a bone, What happened to Keith Ballard? We'll probably never know.


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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:43 PM

Make a rap a about What is Happened
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:44 PM

The US government selling armaments to to Iran, despite being under an embargo, and using the funds to support covert CIA operations and Contras in Nicaragua so they can instill a puppet regime and take control of the local populace and economy.

Or how extremely skilled at prostituting women you are. Your choice.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:45 PM

make a rap about how lapierre is a troll :)
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:45 PM

The Anglo-Zanzibar War


Every one of my UK homies stand up and shake,
Who's really ready to fight the Zanzibar Sultanate,
We gotta avenge the death of our late homie Hamad,
So the answers "yes" when they ask "Bro, you mad?"
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:50 PM

My GoldenDoodle Mildred.

She kinda looks like this:
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:51 PM

holy sh*t your good

how about coffee (and getting high from it :P )


I just drank 3 gallons of coffee and have a caffeine rush
I probably look aroused because I know my face is flush,
I must have drank a whole bean farm from my coffee cup,
Oh time for a crash now, 'cause I cant keep my head up.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:54 PM

Make a rap a about What is Happened


I dont know what is happened, my guy is undrafted,
It's like his life is a gift and I just cant unwrap it,
In the ECHL sleeping on a dirty motel matress,
Create a player failure, and I just rapped this.
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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:58 PM

make a rap about how lapierre is a troll :)


Maxim Lapierre has a smile that angers like a wild child,
It didn't take the bruins a while before they found it vile,
And he's usually on the bottom of a scrapping pile,
Under the category of pest is where you'd find him filed.
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