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#61 Snake Doctor

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:52 AM

hah, out of date internet jokes FTW. (does AOL even exist anymore?)


Still funny
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#62 BananaMash

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:59 AM

I probably missed whatever UMB did, since I missed why he got in trouble, Lol.

Its the Bananamashe's birthday
Girlfriend: hunny im sorry i forgot your birthday.
Bananamash: ok well if you really love me you will bring me something that will go from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds.
Girlfriend says ok.
The next day
Bananamash: wheres my present. Girlfriend: its in the driveway.
Bananamash is excited

He runs out there and looks at the driveway and finds a weight scale


3 seconds? Slowest scale of all time.

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#63 avelanch

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 12:05 PM

I probably missed whatever UMB did, since I missed why he got in trouble, Lol.



3 seconds? Slowest scale of all time.

apparently your girlfriend is so cheap that she got you an old balance scale
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 12:11 PM

apparently your girlfriend is so cheap that she got you an old balance scale
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Welp... I'm single, therefor my left hand could technically be considered my girlfriend. Seeing as my left hand is an extension of me, and I'm a poor university student. Yes she is cheap.

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 12:23 PM

Welp... I'm single, therefor my left hand could technically be considered my girlfriend. Seeing as my left hand is an extension of me, and I'm a poor university student. Yes she is cheap.

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 12:28 PM

LOL
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 12:38 PM

BananaMash sucks so bad, he's only beating me by like 10 votes in BOTU

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 12:43 PM

The other day Bananamash called his mom on the phone, crying, and said he couldn’t get out of his hotel room. “You can’t get out of your room?” his mom asked, “Why not?” Bananamash replied: “There are only three doors in here,” he sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 12:43 PM

BananaMash sucks so bad, he's only beating me by like 10 votes in BOTU


I'm impotent, incompetent, insane, indigestible... I have an inward belly button.

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 01:39 PM

LOL

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:00 PM

BananaMash once asked for a chocolate dipped ice cream cone and all he got was a turd in a cone.

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 01:02 PM

A completely inebriated Bananamash was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, Bananamash said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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