riffraff Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 All in all she's got some badass scars and a story to tell. I'd be down. apparently there is an aggressive cougar in my area, (not the kind I prefer), I run in the woods with head phones on. Stupid. Yes. if I win the battle I will make a necklace of its claws and teeth and share it in the post yo face in the twilight sparkle party thread. i will also wear the necklace in public for the rest of my life even at Christmas time with my sweater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurn Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 7 hours ago, ice orca said: Just introduce a badger into coon territory, no more problem. mmm Canucks trade Honey Badger and a few months later a lady gets attacked by raccoons, coincidence? # Canuck's fault? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted July 15, 2017 Author Share Posted July 15, 2017 13 hours ago, RUPERTKBD said: In any event, does anyone else think that "Crazy Raccoon" sounds like the name of a 60's band? I thought maybe one of the lost Muppets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianRugby Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 20 hours ago, 189lb enforcers? said: More raccoons = less little, useless, yappy dogs. Happy ending. Either get a bigger dog or carry a hockey stick. When did humans become so pathetic and inferior to vermin? Stay inside your Starbucks, metros. It's a safe space. Forget planet of the apes, one angry racoon almost took out a person AND their dog LOL. I've lived in giant cities and tiny towns and I gotta say, a lot of people that have only lived in big cities wouldn't last a week if things went sideways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
189lb enforcers? Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, CanadianRugby said: Forget planet of the apes, one angry racoon almost took out a person AND their dog LOL. I've lived in giant cities and tiny towns and I gotta say, a lot of people that have only lived in big cities wouldn't last a week if things went sideways. I mean, within a few thousand years, humans go from hunting mega fauna to survive, to surviving, raccoon attacks, along with their ornamental dog. Following this trajectory, where will we be in another 1000 years? Easier to control. Its a parallel to the history of the Canucks' roster; no pushback capacity. You could also say this about the NHL, in general. The Canucks seem to be the fastest (de) evolving team though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soosoodeff Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 sorry i would've booted that reccoon like a football in the superbowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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