Alflives

Mrs. Alf has MS.  Do you guys know what that is?  She’s toast.  I’ve increased my scotch consimpyion knowing that I’m going to be alone (except for my dog) soon.  Life sucks, and then you die.  I really could could care a $&!# about hickey.  Sone of you hockey is your life, get it means nothing.  What only matters is heLth.  Life sucks, and then you die.  I need to drink more.  Tomortoes I wish I could jump off a bridge.  Alas, I can’t even do that.  It sucks being old and decrepit.  Mrs. Alf has matynev1 month left to live, at least that’s what the doctors say.  What if, in this drunken stupor, I drill holes in my heD?  Will that end my pian?  I drank a full bottle.  I still feel like crap.  Don’t get old you going people. It sucks cannonsgetting old, and losing your best Brenda. I hate doctors.  They only give bad news.  Did you know that Mrs. Alf, back in the day was an All ?American in track?  Yup.  I was too.  (I know it’s craxu, but it’s true.  We were both All ?Americans.). Now she’s toast.  Fu#@ this life sucks!  I’m on to bottle # two.  Mrs. Alf is way too strong.  These doctors, who I think are (I was going to say lbtards) are stupid.  You should see Mrs . Alf ... she’s really amazing!  No way she’s sink, like those losers say.  Should I hide the actionx for the Gus?  

One more bottle, and maybe? I’d feel better?  I do have my dog.  When he’s gone, then that’s it.  No more suffering and pain.  Just end it.  

Im not a happy Alf tonight.  

Seriously, what am I going to do?