Sultan of Sarcasm
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Went through the secret box in my closet. Prick. EDIT: I was late, but whatever.
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Is wondering if I'll make efforts to conquer my rightful position atop of this thread.
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I can't believe I missed out on Carly!'s drawings. Carly!, they're AWESOME. You win thread of the month, IMO.
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I went to XS Cargo once. Lasted about 4 minutes before I got so frustrated I knocked over a shelf of random crap and screamed obsenities in the general direction of the staff. Got a crazy good deal on a chair though.
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I always wonder if people actually purchase electronics at WalMart. Something about that just seems so...wrong.
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Mam...I know I recommended you partake because of the whole back to school thing at WalMart, but you may have taken it too far. You're being nonsensical. I like it though.
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Agreed, but I've been gone a week, I'm like a caged animal.
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Yeah, it was the wrong term. I'm rusty. Just...crazy. I knew you were younger than me, in fact, I think I know you're 18...right? But still, this puts it in perspective. Also, you're in the top ten posters on this forum, when most of the guys your age are still trying to figure out if they can put a pencil between their legs and reach it with their teeth.
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Most guys understand the "easy access is key" motto, but you don't need to advertise it dude.
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Mam, have you lost your sh!t dude? Also, I just saw a post that said you were in grade 5 when 9/11 happened. Do you have any idea what kind of a mind**** that is for me?
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The answer you seek was my first post upon return, and it lies in the Mysterious Dissappearance thread.
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So you went with Goose eh? I honestly thought you'd go obscure, but I guess the allure of the moustache was just too much to ignore. No matter. To me you're the Iceman. You'd have to be to attract a bus load of Zooey.
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You guys are awesome. It's going to take me a day or two to catch up, but holy crap...there's a thread in my honour! Mind you, RF making a thread happens like every 9 seconds, so I shouldn't feel THAT special, should I?
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Which one of you is going to make me a sammich? I'm REALLY hungry.
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Honey, I'm home!
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Hey CDC. Nice to be missed, but accusing me of being RoyalFlush is downright cruel.
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Yep, I think I'm done with this.
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Nearly killed this thread.
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Is still making me wait for this epic thread he speaks of. Sheesh.
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Has confused me.
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Cheated and posted about himself.
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Is jealous of the epic spoiler post above him.
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Probably walks in a field of barley every now and again.
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Got Sting stuck in my head.
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THIS WAS FOR ROYAL. DAMN YOU EGATTI! Needs an ego boost. Not from me, douche.
