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Sultan of Sarcasm

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  1. I'm a bit broken up about it, tbh. I'm a diehard Federer man, and I knew that if Nadal completed the slam that the complete changing of the guard would have occurred. Sigh. Federer in his prime was the greatest to ever play the game, but he's just too old now. It's Nadal's sport.
  2. So did I cupcake. Why not take a night off dee? You've got a few bucks in your pocket...keep them there. You and I both know that Blackjack is a 98/2 game. Sure, it's got the best odds of anything in the casino, and makes you FEEL like you can beat it, but over the long haul, you lose 2%. Why would you do that to yourself?
  3. Shamelessly rocketed his post count in this thread so he could see what the view's like from up top.
  4. LIES! You've changed your vote so many times, no one knows WHO you support.
  5. Haven't you done enough alread Colon Dee?
  6. Thanks for looking out while I was away bro. You're good sh!t.

  7. Decided he'll show his buddy the top ten, just to make it easy. Canuckletux 632 Sultan of Sarcasm 619 RoyalFlush2233 609 Carly! 424 egatti 281 Bure who? 265 NoCupForOvie 250 Robbed by Luongo 220 Madness 177 Super19 173
  8. Wants to learn how to click on the number of replies beside a thread to see the list.
  9. Forgets there was photographic evidence to the story!
  10. WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! MISUNDERSTANDS! It was a cruise you idiot. There was at least a little class involved in the whole...ordeal.
  11. Ovie's one of my faves, of course I missed him. But only in the sense that I would have rather used him as a decoy with Colon Dee so I could have escaped unscathed.
  12. Has an appreciation for egatti's mind-blowing art.
  13. Is an obvious drunk whose opinion on the matters of business is worth literally nothing to me.
  14. Understands the ins and outs of marketing a brand.
  15. Is trying to bait me into making a joke about her riding her swiffer.
  16. I do, but only because I googled it. *hangs head in shame*

  17. Look eye! Always look eye!

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