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Sultan of Sarcasm

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  1. Is full of empty threats. Even if they weren't empty they'd still be useless. You don't scare me.
  2. Honestly thinks I'd let him be my advisor on matters of the Sultanate. Is far less intelligent than I had thought.
  3. There was no cruise. I have never been anywhere with Colon Dee. Why would you speak such vile filth?
  4. Believes "Better late than never" to be a true statement.
  5. Apparently has become a donkey. Also, never delivered on that avatar he promised. I hate liars.
  6. Seems to be engaged in a conversation with only one user. This thread is becoming a sad state of affairs in my absence!
  7. When you'd rather be dealing with the clowns at CDC than facing your real life, you know things are bad.

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      I suspect the : D was a reference rather than an emoticon shortcut...

    3. BruinsForCup2011

      BruinsForCup2011

      The cure for stupidity is education. Anyone that says otherwise is a liar.

    4. HighwayToHell

      HighwayToHell

      come live down here for a month and you'll re-think that position, my friend.

  8. I knew that movie right away. I use that line often, actually. People don't know you and I play this game though, so you can't really fault them.

  9. That's what's supposed to happen Dee. About time they do their jobs. I know it's embarrassing, but that's the program you signed up for dude.
  10. I got it. I've learned to understand you...but it took some serious time and effort.

  11. LOL at Ballard_4 in that poster thread. Point = missed.

  12. I wanted to say Thelma and Louise but I'm actually uncertain, and therefore, today I lose. I'll get you soon enough.

  13. Is busting out the O face already. Carly, it's not even noon darlin'. Get a grip.
  14. Is trying to bait me. It won't work, I don't want to waste my time arguing with a woman.
  15. Seems to have trouble grasping the fact that I have several heroic qualities.
  16. Seems to hope that Bure who? will preserve his beauty.
  17. As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Life is what you celebrate. All of it. Even its end.

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      - Confusious says -

      The greatest glory a man can have is not in never falling but in rising again every time he falls .

  18. Is determined to learn when to use the word "good" and when to use the word "well".
  19. I missed out on this SOB thread. Can't find it. Help?
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