Ok An Ode to Me
***imagine a beat in your head please***
Yes I am your vig, you best believe I'm being real.
I'm 193 of muscle, steel, and sex appeal.
When I post my vote, the ladies can't contain their squeals (Ooh!)
They say they need inspections, so I just have to cop a feel (Squeeze!)
Yes I'm the king, by my socks in sandals ye shall kneel.
Something something something...something...glockenspiel.
Yo, even when I miss a kill, I never miss the mark! (What?!)
My mind is so bright that it makes the sun look dark! (Damn!)
Muhammad Ali? Yeah, I taught him how to box.
The Mafia are dying, now that's the end of lackey blocks.
Cus when the Captain's in the house, the game is in his hands.
Just don't give him liquor...damnit, Aerosex, put on your pants!
But now I must go to bed, and I need some company.
So I call up my homeboy, the sexy Aladeen.
I mean, what? Uh, we're just gonna play CoD, no homo.
But between you and me Ali...well, check your phone for the photo
Don't worry Ali baby, I promise I'll be gentle.
As I whisper in your ear, "...don't forget to lentil."