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Captain Aerosex

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  1. Yeah I changed my mind out of CanucksLegacy because I kneKesler was a mafia
  2. Oh yeah unvote Kesler, vote Go Faulk Yourself Vigilante Kill CanucksLegacy
  3. EXAMS ARE DOOOOOOOONE Can now be super involved...after tonight. It's a celebration, let's get hospitalized everybody!
  4. I came out as Vig first round. Who's calling who the bumbling idiot, ya bully. Vote Kesler87
  5. Quintuple post, clearly the work of mafia hijinks.
  6. Me. I was lying. I'm not pregnant. My roommate is. She's a hot Philipino from the Filippines. And here is my roommate cooking some food lol! She doesn't know that am posting her pic here, otherwise she would get mad at me. I love her pancit though...its good.
  7. SK? No no no, I'm not the SK. I'm something even more shocking:
  8. I'm not drunk (yet), just buzzed and obnoxious. I'm also the Vigilante. P.S. You're so totally Mafia
  9. Aren't TB kills the highest priority in the game? Wouldn't make a difference. At least it was when I was hosting and there were only 151 Pokemon.
  10. Ok An Ode to Me ***imagine a beat in your head please*** Yes I am your vig, you best believe I'm being real. I'm 193 of muscle, steel, and sex appeal. When I post my vote, the ladies can't contain their squeals (Ooh!) They say they need inspections, so I just have to cop a feel (Squeeze!) Yes I'm the king, by my socks in sandals ye shall kneel. Something something something...something...glockenspiel. Yo, even when I miss a kill, I never miss the mark! (What?!) My mind is so bright that it makes the sun look dark! (Damn!) Muhammad Ali? Yeah, I taught him how to box. The Mafia are dying, now that's the end of lackey blocks. Cus when the Captain's in the house, the game is in his hands. Just don't give him liquor...damnit, Aerosex, put on your pants! But now I must go to bed, and I need some company. So I call up my homeboy, the sexy Aladeen. I mean, what? Uh, we're just gonna play CoD, no homo. But between you and me Ali...well, check your phone for the photo Don't worry Ali baby, I promise I'll be gentle. As I whisper in your ear, "...don't forget to lentil."
  11. I don't know how about, "boy that Captain Aerosex sure is handsome and definitely the vigilante. I bet he tames snow leopards in his free time because he's so cool."
  12. You smell of mafia you track-covering yellowbelly. P.S. I want an apology.
  13. Be a man, stop asking questions and just vote for yourself and die with honour.
  14. Because I'm the vigilante. Vigilante (noun): a self-appointed doer of justice. Does that sound like somebody who plays by the rules? And yes I did look up vigilante in the dictionary.
  15. Well I don't think I need to prove anything because I have never once in the history of playing mafia ever once ever never ever told a lie and that's a fact. But I like the cut of your jib and you may be the scurviest pirate on these seven seas. I'll Vote mau5trap even though it means I'll die. Because I believe in Harvey Dent.
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