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  1. Latest update is on the website. Congrats to Place Holder on winning the Stanley Cup!
  2. Latest (20th?) update is on the site.
  3. Introduction Welcome to CDC Create-a-Player! In this game, you'll have the opportunity to create your own aspiring NHL star, and follow his every step as he tries to reach the ultimate goal. Please read through the entire original post before reserving a spot and submitting your player. Players will start out as 14 year olds with a current ability of 30, and potential ability of -15. The current ability is the approximate average of a player's attributes, and the potential is (obviously) what the player could become. -15 is a random potential, meaning that your player could end up with a current ability anywhere from 110 to 190. A player with 110 current ability would struggle to make the NHL, and would most likely be an AHL regular and occasional NHL call-up. On the other hand, a player with 190 current ability is a superstar in the mold of a Crosby or Ovechkin, and potentially what some would consider a generational talent. For an in-depth explanation of the attributes and potential, go here. Gameplay Player stats will be uploaded to the game website as seasons are simulated. If there are any trades involving a player in the game, they will be posted in the thread during an update. Any drafts involving players will be posted separately from the updates, and will include where the player was drafted, where they were ranked, and which team drafted them. If you're unhappy with how your player is being treated, want to play on a contender, or simply want to move away from wherever you are, you may request a trade in the thread. However, you will not have the opportunity to choose any team in the NHL to go to. Once you have asked for a trade, I will supply a list of teams interested in your services. From there, you can choose the team you want to go to and a trade will be negotiated as soon as possible. Website Rules Participants are limited to one player only. Players are limited to one trade request throughout their career. A tally will be kept in this post to ensure that every player stays within the requirement. Spot reservation is allowed, but players must be posted within 2-3 days of the topic start time or the game will start without you. Players can no longer be added to the game once simming has started. Spreadsheets or templates from older games may not be used as the new spreadsheet has been drastically changed. Results from anything other than the new spreadsheet will be ignored. Players Intoewsables - Dan Krygier, C/RW Alain Vigneault - Brock Gym-Leader, RW/LW GoCanucks16 - Max Russia, C Qwags - Ivgot DeRuns, RD/LD Patrick Kane - Patrik Khan, RW/LW Nail - Confused Face, G Go Faulk Yourself - Skorev Goalovsky, C/RW/LW canuckledraggin - Dekes Jockstrapsoff, RW luckylager - Tuomeni Beers, RD/LD inane - Debbie Does Dallas, LW/RW Gally - Skank Hunt, RW/LW kj29 - Truzz Trump, C MikeyBoy440 - Place Holder, LW/RW UMB - Kai Lung, C/LW BoKnows - Ben Dover, C/RW/LW Brock Botanen - Crabby Gaming, C/LW Jaku - Xavier Nyx, C/LW Lil B From The Pack - Reserved Baer - Reserved Tanev - Mitt Romney, RW/C Sane33 - Jimmy Butler, C/RW Kurisu - Klavs Deimonds Nazarovs, C/LW c00kies - Bathroom Staal, RD/LD
  4. Hey I apologize

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    2. Intoewsables


      I can't forgive you

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      Why do you always have to play hard to get

    4. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      Because he is an Otaku 

  5. A Roman walks into a bar, holds two fingers up, and says "Five beers, please"...

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    2. TimberWolf
    3. TimberWolf


      When you drop Roman off park in a way that blocks his door. It's funny to watch him say "bye cousin!" then punch you out your door so he can leave.

    4. Tortorella's Rant
  6. Meh. Benning knew when to sell high on Seguin; this is no different. Have some faith, people.

    1. lee goren rulez69

      lee goren rulez69

      this is satire right

    2. Intoewsables


      Of course not. I've been Benning's biggest fan since day 1.

  7. I ran out of posts LOL. Can you say in the thread for me that BOH seems quite upset at the screenshot happenings, almost as if he feels cheated out of something, i.e is mafia?

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    2. TheOgRook


      Lol yeah... Blame the guy who posts about hockey on a hockey forum.. Not the guy who's playing mafia wars.. In white noise ( which has second highest post count on the forum)

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      He's actually why they reduced the amount of posts we can make iirc.

      And this isn't strictly a hockey forum. How dumb would it be if we had no off-topics sections?

    4. brilac


      lol, I usually run out of reputation points to give to people, and am like - grrr, no more for the day?!!

  8. You saw nothing homie.

    (Also been creeping on your snapchat too)

  9. saw you creeping my profile homie

  10. Is not the internet the same as a fart?

  11. Toronto team is up 3 late in the game hmm what could possibly go wrong

    1. milk and honey

      milk and honey

      flash backs of game 7 vs bruins

    2. The Weasel
    3. Intoewsables


      apparently nothing

  12. Every right handed goalie that ever plays for us will be compared to Tyler Moss.

    1. Ghostsof1915


      Matt Violin begs to differ!

  13. Jim Benning is an inside job