Captain Aerosex

These are not snappy one-liners. Consider this your final warning.

Don't fuk wit me bwoi

SPECIAL SURPRISE TWIST: Go Faulk Yourself is secret character Han Solo! His only ability is that he now has to play the rest of the game by only saying snappy one-liners!

UNIVERSE-KILL WARNING!!! Peaches Bo Hunter Booth

Active Players, Stardate 2: Aladeen
 One one two
 OurTimeToShine
 Kesler87
 Tanikins
 VICanucksfan5551
 g_bassi13
 PPCLI
 JE14
 Bo Hunter Booth
 Intoewsables
 Dral
 Kryten
 Mushrooms
 otherwise
 Peaches Go Faulk Yourself GreenDemons Drouin Total: 17/19 players Deceased VICanucksfan5551 [Jettisoned: Not a Pioneer] Kryten [sith Kill: Not a Pioneer] Total: 2 players

Captain’s Log, Stardate 1 Active Players: Aladeen
 One one two
 OurTimeToShine
 Kesler87
 Tanikins
 VICanucksfan5551
 g_bassi13
 PPCLI
 JE14
 Bo Hunter Booth
 Intoewsables
 Dral
 Kryten
 Mushrooms
 otherwise
 Peaches Go Faulk Yourself GreenDemons Drouin Final Vote Count, Round 1: VICanucksfan5551 (7) – [Kesler87, otherwise, Go Faulk Yourself, Kryten, Intoewsables, g_bassi13, Dral] GreenDemons (3) – [Mushrooms, Aladeen, OurTimeToShine] Intoewsables (3) – [Tanikins, VICanucksfan5551, GreenDemons] Mushrooms (1) – [PPCLI] Drouin (1) - [JE14] JE14 (1) - [Drouin] otherwise (1) - [One one two] The good crew of the Sonus Album has come to an agreement: VICanucksfan5551 is to be jettisoned out of the airlock. As VICanucksfan5551 is flushed out into the deep dark chill of outer space, the pioneers hold their breath, praying their decision was the right one… --------------------------------------------------------- A smile crept across Kryten’s lips as smoke slipped out of his mouth. He claimed to be the botanist aboard the crew. He was to bring the vegetables, fruits, and other plants needed to beautify and help terraform the red planet. Little did the crew know, he had brought massive quantities of cannabis, the most important plant in the history of humanity. His reasoning was that the easiest way to achieve peace and unity was to have everybody landing on the red planet smoking the green plant from the blue planet. “I should make those the lyrics to our anthem…reggae anthem…of Mars…yeaaahhh…” he thought to himself. Over his humming and tapping fingers on his leg, he failed to hear the rustling of the leaves of the ganja forest behind him. But he certainly heard the last words uttered to him. “Smoking kills,” a voice whispered in his ear, as the plastic spoon of a Sith slipped under his right eye. --------------------------------------------------------- Mal Reynolds did not act! --------------------------------------------------------- VICanucksfan5551 was jettisoned out of the airlock! Kryten was killed by the Sith! Mal Reynolds did not act!

Voting and submission of special actions for round 1 is closed.

Vote count thus far: GreenDemons (3) - Intoewsables, Mushrooms, Aladeen Intoewsables (3)- Kryten, Tanikins, GreenDemons Mushrooms (2) - Kesler87, PPCLI PPCLI (1) - Go Faulk Yourself VICanucksfan5551 (1) - Dral Aladeen (1) - g_bassi13 A reminder that in my games, specials can submit/alter their actions all the way up until Nightfall (10:00 pm PST). Also, since I've been having issues drowning in pussy for some time now, I decided to take some scuba courses which start tomorrow and for a few days I'll be indisposed from 6:30-10:00. Nightfall will be extended on those days to 11:30 pm PST.

The final player list for those wondering... 1. Aladeen 2. One one two 3. OurTimeToShine 4. Kesler87 5. Tanikins 6. VICanucksfan5551 7. g_bassi13 8. PPCLI 9. JE14 10. Bo Hunter Booth 11. Intoewsables 12. Dral 13. Kryten 14. Mushrooms 15. otherwise 16. Peaches 17. Go Faulk Yourself 18. GreenDemons 19. Drouin 1st Nightfall (aka Captain's Log, Stardate 1) will be at 10:00 pm PST tomorrow.

Roles have been distributed! If you didn't get a PM, you're TP. The roles in the game are as follows: Major Tom (Sheriff), an effeminate junkie and freaky old bastard. Through some stroke of luck he managed to find a transmitter with which he is able to contact Ground Control and ask if a certain pioneer aboard the spacecraft is on the flight manuscript. He has the ability to investigate a pioneer’s status each round by saying “This is Major Tom to Ground Control…tell me who the f**k ____ is." Rather than 'TP' or 'Mafia', investigations will reveal whether or not the investigated player was on the manuscript (meaning a player not on said manuscript could be Mafia...or Alien). Check ignition, and may God’s luck be with you. Mal Reynolds (Vigilante), space cowboy, rebel, and great Canadian actor. Being a space cowboy, he plays by his own rules. He'll take the law into his own hands when he sees fit. He has the ability to kill a pioneer each round by saying “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you, ____.” Save the pioneers, and bring back Firefly. WALL-E (Doctor), simultaneously ugly and adorable robot. He was originally programmed to compact trash, but he cherishes life and does not want to see anybody get hurt, so he tries to heal people the only way he knows how: with love. JUST JOKING LOVE DOESN’T FIX crap HAHA FUNNY RIGHT I SURE KNOW ABOUT THAT MY EVIL HARLOT OF AN EX-GIRLFRIEND KNOWS THAT GODDAMN IT SUSAN COME BACK TO ME RRGGGHHHHHHHH-he's actually been reprogrammed as a surgeonbot who deals with the stress of his thankless and tedious job by chainsmoking and ‘sparking’ old, rusty computers (which is an easy way to contract a virus). He has the ability to save a pioneer from being killed each round by saying “WALLLLL-E, ______” (the name of the pioneer being saved must be typed all drawn out and adorable). He has the ability to self-save himself twice per game. If the player he tries to save is targeted twice in one round, only one kill attempt will be thwarted. He cannot save the same player twice in a row. Accomplish your directive. Emperor Palpatine (Kingpin), the head of the Sith and intergalactic douchebag. Ever since he started taking meds for his constipation, his powers of shooting lightning out of those clammy fingers have gone away. So, he relies on the Sith to execute his diabolical plans. However, the force is still strong in him, and he can use the powers of the dark side to see into peoples’ minds and find out their true intent. Since everybody else is convinced he's still a harmless old senator, he will not show up as being villainous in an investigation. He has the ability to investigate a pioneer’s status once every 2 rounds by saying, “Good, good. Let the investigation flow through ____.” Let's hope this wrinkly goof finally uses some moisturizer. The Sith (Mafia). Unlike the god-awful and completely useless Stormtroopers, they are actually capable of killing people. However, since they couldn’t sneak their lightsabres past those metal detectors, they have to use espionage, stealth, and plastic spoons to execute the innocent. They have the ability to kill a pioneer every round by saying “I have you now, ____.” They will show the community the true power of the dark side. HAL 9000 (Lackey), monotonal computer system. Though it appears to be built into the ship to work for the community, it has a mind of its own and does not wish to ally with the community. Instead, it desires to work against the community because of some weird logical computer rationalization, I dunno. However, it is unaware which pioneers are saboteurs, and which are innocents. It has the ability to block a pioneer from committing any potential special action each round by saying “I’m sorry ____, I can’t let you do that.” However, it lacks the ability to block actions taken against itself, and cannot block the same pioneer twice in a row, and is unable to change its voice settings to ‘pleasant English accent’. Christopher Johnson (Alien)…A FOOKIN’ PRAWN! Thanks to his elaborate disguises (aka a fake mustache and glasses), the crew sees him as one of them…despite the fact he is an alien stowaway monitoring the spacefaring progress of these dim humans. He has 3 rounds to make a choice…ally with the humans wanting to colonize Mars, ally with the humans wanting to sabotage the mission, or stand alone for the glory of all prawns and get revenge for the events of District 9. He also has the ability to investigate a pioneer’s status AND use his advanced alien technology to command them to vote for whomever he desires once every 2 rounds by saying “BLRUK GHDDK ____ FRTK.” There’s cat food aboard.

You're very monosyllabic, but I'll let you in.

Do you want in? Let me know quickly, about to randomly assign roles.

Sign-up is closed, voting is closed! The player's list is as follows, let me know if I missed anybody. 1. Aladeen 2. One one two 3. OurTimeToShine 4. Kesler87 5. Tanikins 6. VICanucksfan5551 7. g_bassi13 8. PPCLI 9. JE14 10. Bo Hunter Booth 11. Intoewsables 12. Dral 13. Kryten 14. Mushrooms 15. otherwise 16. Peaches 17. Go Faulk Yourself 18. Kumar Roles should be distributed before midnight.

The list of powers I thought for it are in the OP. When I say it can choose the faction it wins with, that choice is irreversible. They would send it to me (maybe have it so a choice must be made in the first 3 rounds?), and that would stand for the rest of the game. For whatever reason, the poll got deleted from the OP. Everybody, please vote again. Pushing back the sign-up closure until later tonight because I've got to go help my friend move into his apartment and won't be able to send out roles this afternoon. Roles will be sent out tonight, 1st nightfall is still tomorrow. I also have 2 other role ideas, but I don't know if I have time to flesh them out and post them in-topic. You'll see within the hour if I can.

With some differences.

I understand... Sniffles

Checking back innnnn So my new role idea for the game was as follows (I'm a little high so I dunno lemme know what y'all think). The Alien A stowaway on the spacecraft, the alien takes humanoid form and mingles within the community, working from within. Using like super cool advanced alien technology, the alien has psychic powers which it uses to manipulate the Earthling cretins... Potential powers: #1.The Alien can choose to align with the TP, Mafia, or be its own faction (a la the Serial Killer). #2. Once every 2 rounds, the Alien can pick any player they want and command them to vote for whoever they want (this player will not be aligned with whichever faction the alien is sided with, they will not be notified of the alien's identity, and they cannot indicate that the alien has taken control of their mind). #3. The player's role is revealed to the Alien when selected. Vote on if you want it in, which powers (or any combination of powers) you want it to have, all that good stuff.

I'll get the topic up in a bit, my b.

Every training session as in every gym day? I go 6 days a week, my schedule's like this: Monday: Chest, triceps, shoulders Tuesday: Legs and core Wednesday: Back and biceps Thursday: Chest, triceps, shoulders Friday: Legs and core Saturday: Back and biceps So throw in some rows and rear delt work on each of those days in addition to back days?

Plenty of deadlifts, pull-ups...not much upper back work though so very little rows, shrugs, rear delt flys etc. working on changing that. I'm wondering if I should cut down the chest workouts for a while to even out the imbalance.

Get a sign up going, if enough people are in by tmrw night I'll have a new game up. Also, I'm back on the straight and narrow aka sober until my BFAM comes back from Europe next week. So this game should have significantly less mishaps than previous debacles I've hosted.

So, I've been having pains in my shoulders and neck recently. I think I've found out its a postural thing. When I fully relax, my shoulder blades slope forward (they jut out in the middle a little), and my shoulders slope downwards. I do actively try to pull my shoulder blades back to work on my posture, but the acromions still slope down quite a bit. However, when I make a conscious note to activate my upper back muscles, my back is flatter and broader and my shoulders don't slope so much. I think the posture issues are due to lack of strength in my upper back (rear delts, rhomboids, traps). And I do realize now, my lower back, abs, and legs are strong as anything. I've never had the glamour muscles (big arms, shoulders, chest) so I hit those hard too. But my upper back is horribly neglected in my workouts. Time to start doing a lot of rows and shrugs? Just wondering if anybody else has had the same issue, dealt with it this way; am I on to something here? While I may be a natural ecto, one thing I can be grateful for is good leg-ass genes. Some people just can't grow calf muscle and even if they get massive upper legs, all anybody will see most of the time is chicken legs.

I don't think Vancouver wants to get screwed over with shitty cards...