Wild#9

Why in this crazy world would I give you a Koivu jersey if I can buy another one for myself?

Ok, no usernames. I'll agree to the sig thing, as long as there's nothing about licking whip cream off people's nipples lol jk

Now we just have to find something to bet on

Haha. Never heard that one before.

Meh I dunno. Then you're gonna say "I bet you the Wild won't make the playoffs" and I'm gonna be high off a new season so I'll say "Yes they will" and then I'll end up with "ILoveKesler" for a name.

Oh you are now? Ok good luck with that (you're gonna need it) I kid, I kid.

Yeah, we really should. Wait until I think the Nucks are gonna screw up. They'll beat the Kings, I'm sure of it. Nice typo btw

Never hearing about the Sedins again is what's better than it

Oh no, it was actually a planned out bet that took a week or so. Haha he hates Koivu, I'm pretty sure he'd never do that on his own.

Darn you, Mr. Birthday Unknown

Yeah...from CDCers haha.

Of course I was. Who else on this forum would make him change it to MikkoKoivuIsGod??

Really? It seems like Henrik gets more attention around here, though, and this is really all of my exposure to the Nucks.

I dunno, $150 or so. Plus about 5 CDCer's with an anti-Canuck sig and BaldyAuldy changing his name to MikkoKoivuIsGod-eh...which is priceless.

Ugh. I'm sick of hearing about the Sedins though. I've decided my favorite one is Daniel, cause I don't have to hear about him as much.

Nah, I wouldn't trust the Canucks either. But maybe I should because last year, their suckage in the 2nd round actually won me a lot.

NOOOO! Then I guess I'm screwed, aren't I?

Nope, I didn't. But I think I've heard enough about the Sedins from CDC alone to last me a lifetime.

Yeah, stupid believers But I'm not one to put a lot of trust in any team, or anyone for that matter.

But I've got proof right here on your profile.

LIES! With no goalie, you're screwed. Or maybe I'll kill your savior Hank too, just to be sure.

Oh no don't tell me you're one of those. I say they lose in the 2nd round like last year. Maybe the 3rd. Maybe.

Oooh so you're going to torture Kesler and Burrows one day?? I'm going to start a rumor.

What if that "someone else" is Luongo? Then I kill him and your team sucks.

So, how deep do you expect the Nucks to go?

Ohhhhh. So THAT'S how many people live in Canada.

Nah, how about a Burrows voodoo doll for Clutterbuck/Bouchard and a Kesler one for Mikko?

Pretty much, yeah. Maybe stick you in Gitmo but same thing, right?

"As you can clearly tell, I am not a Wild fan, spelling their players name correctly is not my forte. I probably miss-spelled Kiovu's name half a dozen times before I do it correctly"

Koivu. Haha that pretty much made my day.

What a strange Canadian you are.

Oh yeah, at least 1 bag. But I bet we could get a signed Luongo stick for him.

Ouch. Well if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore, would it?

Wanna know another good one? You know the sprayer thing next to the faucet on a kitchen sink? Put a rubber band around the handle so the next person to get some water gets sprayed. Or just follow in the steps of Boogaard and Clutterbuck and fill someone's car with packing peanuts. Haha I thought about using that one. Next year.

Eh. Hehe. Canadian.

Oh sorry. I went to Edina High. And going to Edina+bragging=automatic cake eater in Minneapolis, which is where I currently live.

I know. Doesn't even like the Wild much, but of course he picked up on a few names to use against me. And so early in the morning, I fell for it easily.

Psh I did that one years ago. OLD NEWS. Haha.

Hey! I'm supposed to be the American, drooling over greasy fast food while you, the Canadian, watches me disgusted

I know! We should trade him for a bag of pucks.

ME? I'm innocent. Plus, how do you know the workers at GM Place aren't Wild spies?? ...wait a minute, I think that was supposed to be an organization secret...

Ugh. Just the grease that gets all over your fingers and the way that place smells. Makes me wanna puke.

Seriously? That's freaky. Are they still scared of swine flu?

I'll still blame you! But now your time is over. Now I blame...*rolls a dice* Havlat!

Yep. Van, actually, for a Wild game. We won. I should visit you guys more often haha

Oops, I forgot to respond to your last question. My friend called me at like 7am with this elaborate story where Latendresse was arrested w/DWI and Koivu, who was in the car, was in the hospital with a concussion. Almost had a heart attack. You?

Haha I would respond to that, but if people saw me talking about my d!ck with a minor they might start to worry

Actually, I went to one of the top high schools in the country. But now you're making me sound like a cake eater. Seen Mighty Ducks?

Sounds busy, but fun of course. Well except the KFC part haha that stuff is nasty.

Me too. I hate planes. And airports.

Doesn't matter. I blame you for the Wild's suckage

Ok. That's not creepy at all Just out of curiousity, have you ever been to the US?

Haha I think I would have to go up to Vancouver to see that if it happened.

Oh no, you have to submit a request to your Congressman like a month in advance to do that. Plus, you'd basically have to srtip to get past security

Considering that was in 1812, no I do not remember that. I'm not THAT old

Tell me about it! I live in the US. Venture out of certain cities and there's nothing.

Maybe not, but you'll be burnt.

I wish I had the power to travel to far away places in an instant instead of hours in a plane.

Yes, that's exactly it. Your fault.

Says the Canadian who's never seen a presidential motorcade in his life Can you say machine guns?

HA! Now THAT would be entertainment!

It was fun...not warm like most spring breaks but cool seeing the White House, Constitution etc.

Yeah that's wierd. Was it even spring yet? But that sounds fun.