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Bertuzzi Babe

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  1. Bertuzzi Babe

    How very, VERY cool, Joe!!! And how great to find long lost family who could connect you to your roots! I'm positive that somewhere along the line our families MUST have crossed paths as the crossing of paths in OUR time today of two random folks on a hockey board is far too coincidental to be......well, coincidental! lol (I just hope it wasn't at the wrong end of a sword or dagger! lol)

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  3. Bertuzzi Babe

    ”The glue that holds all relationships together -- including the relationship between the leader and the led is trust, and trust is based on integrity.” -- Brian Tracy

    1. prairiedog

      prairiedog

      prydd am va hen vahynn ,hardd merched ,covioch ni rwynn y garu di

  4. Bertuzzi Babe

    This is a game. All of this is for you. You're not investigating anything. You're a ------- rat in a maze. This is a mental institution, Marshal. For the criminally insane. 'Usual' isn't a big part of our day....

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Which would be worse - to live as a monster, or to die as a good man?

      (not the one I wanted to post :P)

    2. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      (Awww, sorry to disappoint you, tman...... nothing available to report today. Damn, eh? You'll have to find some other form of entertainment..... *rolleyes*)

  5. Bertuzzi Babe

    LMFAO!!!!!!! Oh man, double standards are alive and well.....

    1. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      Take a picture, tman, it lasts longer..... *rollseyes*

    2. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      Visiting in private now, how qwaint....

    3. moz

      moz

      Are you okay?

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    dp
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    Absolutely gobsmacked that someone else even knows this song let alone listens to it! It's been a fave of mine for a very long time! It was actually banned from on-air play in several countries and denounced by the Vatican when it came out! (My very first avatar on my very first board was Jane Birkin! ) Listening to..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyiMlP82dM0&feature=fvwrel
  8. Bertuzzi Babe

    sees the underground railroad is alive and functioning well........

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      except, they keep missing my stop....next time, i'll jump out on the track in front of it and wave my arms....hmmm....maybe i'll drink on that awhile.

  9. Bertuzzi Babe

    finds the abject and blatant hypocrisy of the statement simply hilarious...... lol

  10. Bertuzzi Babe

    You're such an ever so sweet laddie! ;-)

  11. Bertuzzi Babe

    Yep, I is, just have to learn to negotiate my way around the keyboard with my flippers, now! Thanks, Joe, tis muchly appreciated! *hugs*

  12. Bertuzzi Babe

    A good time to be a regoolar poster again! ;-)

  13. Bertuzzi Babe
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJPYAcPkDcc FUAYLDT
  14. Bertuzzi Babe

    How much worse can it get than finishing dinner, having him reach over, pull a hair out of my head and start flossing with it at the table?

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    2. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      Ewwwww. Joe!! LOL!! (The least she could have done is braid it with pink ribbons!)

    3. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      And I'm done........seems the welcome mat has been flipped over and the lights turned out.... G'night, all.

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i hope your sleep was good and your dreams gooder....

  15. Bertuzzi Babe
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX9F_-6BUzQ&feature=related Frickin' crappity crap...*sniffle* ... where's my damn kleenex box
  16. Bertuzzi Babe
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jmt0TsrCJM&feature=related Such a bad case of hockey withdrawal, I have...........
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  18. Bertuzzi Babe
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8ZwSoEQfQ
  19. Bertuzzi Babe

    About 10 days ago! ;-)

  20. Bertuzzi Babe

    Hey you! :D Long time no see, how's life treating you these days? Been a long time since those old Flames forum days! lol

  21. Bertuzzi Babe

    How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?

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    2. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      lol ;-)

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I support the missionary's position.

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i believe the missionary's position is to forget your own pleasure and instead, help the needy. good for you shifty.

  22. Bertuzzi Babe
    Seen way too much of it, thanks John... Going home to rip the lumber out of the new deck and build an ark...
  23. Bertuzzi Babe

    Yeah, that makes perfect sense. I mean, think about it. We bust into their house, we eat all their porridge, we sleep in their ******* beds. No wonder they're pissed.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Now listen up, I wanna make this quick, and to the point, 'cos just like you all I want to do is get home, jump into a warm bed with a nice hot woman and watch the footy.

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      maybe we all shouldn't have tried to sleep in the small bed at the same time....it just couldn't take our weights.

  24. Bertuzzi Babe

    Is it just me, or did this trip go downhill since we ran out of Lucky Lager?

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Reebs. That's what we used to call them when we was kids. It's beer spelled backwards.

    2. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      By God the first thing we're going to do is get us a couple of six-packs of Lucky Lager and we're going to climb up to that famous Hollywood sign. We're going to howl at the moon, goddamn it.

  25. Bertuzzi Babe

    That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.

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    2. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch.

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.

    4. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      Shall I pass a little horseradish along with the haggis, Joe? For you, I'll happily don my kilt and dancing shoes.....any particular song request? ;-)

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