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  1. She asked how I felt about her.

    I said, with my hands mostly.

    Man, for a little woman she sure packs a wallop!

  2. Happy St. Paddy's Day 2017


    Irish Dream

    I have dreamt of a place, magical and green,
    where the slightest wish may in light be seen.
    A place that banishes sorrow, leaving a quiet peace,
    and renewed, body and soul combine in long lease.

    On a pool of jade and emeralds I calmly float,
    my spirit soars; without wings, without need - I gloat.
    There, in exhilaration; my soul in emerald reflection,
    my hand cups water, clear now is its connection.

    My eyes lift to view the verdant canopy and drapes,
    when movement seems to conjure mythical shapes.
    Fairies and leprechauns; who through the mist dance,
    and averting my gaze to still the spell, I again glance.

    In awe and disbelief, I watch them frolic and play.
    What place can this be and how have I come this way.
    Then, an aged and gnarled elf beckons; in his eye a gleam,
    and I hear him whisper; awake, awake, it is just a dream.

    by Jay-Scrawl

    1. luckylager


      Ehhh, Happy Spatty's day, JayJay!


      A toast to those that love us-

      May they walk with us through the magic and wonder


      To those that don't-

      May god sprain their ankles so we can tell them by their limp



      Irish Proverb-

      When we sleep, we dream

      When we dream, we cannot sin


      So let's get drunk an' pass out, shall we!



    2. Ghostsof1915
  3. Is your Avatar the 'Bonnie'

    1. gurn


      Yes. My first avatar was a Brazilian Sailing vessel, then HHCS Algonquin- now HMCS Bonaventure.

      Next up -probably the Avro Arrow.


    2. JAY JAY

      JAY JAY

      Cool, I thought the one before the carrier was a tribal.

  4. Stopped smoking for half a year, as of today! YAY!

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    2. mj vic

      mj vic


    3. -Stammer-


      nice jorb breh

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      I started like six months ago. We've traded places.

  5. Earth Day Psalm

    The Corporation is my Shepard; I shall not want.
    They maketh me to lie down in barren lands:
    They leadeth me beside polluted waters.
    They destroyeth my soul:
    They leadeth me in the paths of extinction for Their greed's sake.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the pipeline,
    I will fear no spill: For they have assured me;
    Their power and their money, they comfort me.
    They preparest a tanker before me in delicate waters;
    They fill my head with false hoods; My heart is run over.

    Surely pollution and misery shall follow me all the days of my life,
    and I will dwell on a planet that is slowly dying, forever.

  6. I just found out what a brony is. Why would anyone be proud to be one?

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    2. Time Lord
    3. Höglander87


      Basically its what pedos call themselves to feel better about their sick,twisted lives but I aint judgin

    4. Qwags


      ^ I don't know what I was expecting.

  7. Quit smoking - day 18

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    2. TimberWolf


      lost track but quit years ago. All I can say is drink lots of water and be stubborn.

    3. JAY JAY

      JAY JAY

      You are correct Aladeen, I've stopped smoking for 18 days and counting. Thanks.

      I started smoking without assistance in 1967, and I've stopped the same way.

      As a Taurus, some might say that I'm stubborn. I prefer to think of it as strong determination.

    4. nux4lyfe


      I have to stop drinking first so I don't smoke cause that seems to be the only time..

  8. I must refrain from making smart-ass responses
    I must refrain from making smart-ass responses
    I must refrain from making smart-ass responses

  9. UBC Thunderbirds win 2015 Vanier Cup!

  10. Go Canucks Go!

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      i thought we were going to start a go jays go! chant. that would have been awkward

  11. Scientist claims sex is preventing you from living a long life - Really? - YAY

  12. Today was a good lock day!

  13. Anyone started a Canuck team entry in the NHL bracket challenge?

  14. We're in, there's multiple playoff threads and only vcrguy is missing.

    1. Dazzle


      Vcrguy only shows up for losses.

    2. thejazz97


      ^ Guess he's not going to be around for the playoffs, then!

    3. Toni Zamboni

      Toni Zamboni

      vcrguy got banned a couple days ago

  15. Dogbyte - GDT of the year!

    1. Tearloch7


      agreed .. sets a very high bar.

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