I've finally made that list that my team was asking for:
Huntsville Flaming Goat ----: "We ---- both goats and the Greatest teams and players of All-time!"
#17 CL: Franchise player. Amazing Mid with a two-way game. Comparable to Ryan Kesler
#MM 112: Great forward. Always knows where to be and where to pass. Comparable to Daniel Sedin
#69 Frk: Scoring forward with great backchecking as well. Comparable to Patrice Bergeron
#35 Burr: Fantastic and consistent goaltender. Comparable to Henrik Lundqvist
#14 JE14: Feisty and skilled, JE14 is a pest with a good two-way game. Comparable to Brad Marchand or Alexandre Burrows.
#8 Spoderman: Can play in anywhere in the field, but hasn't played much this season. Don't know who to compare to.
Gally hasn't played much because of his schedule, so I can't make an analysis on him, yet.
Get your bodies ready Zoidbergs!