Paranoia Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Brilliant beginning to what is hopefully a brilliant series. I still skipped star in a reasonably priced car... never find it too interesting unless it's a celebrity who I'm interested in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootOut4 Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Brilliant beginning to what is hopefully a brilliant series. I still skipped star in a reasonably priced car... never find it too interesting unless it's a celebrity who I'm interested in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Devils Workday Posted November 4, 2008 Author Share Posted November 4, 2008 Brilliant beginning to what is hopefully a brilliant series. I still skipped star in a reasonably priced car... never find it too interesting unless it's a celebrity who I'm interested in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Devils Workday Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 Season 12 preview caps! crossing the road in Vietnam Hammond gets his face ripped off back to the USA enduring the rain in Vietnam is that Top Gear Stuntman? Veyron and Zonda F face off...with May at the wheel eyesore is right.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Devils Workday Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 this would never happen in London Stig's communist cousin it's Mika Hakkinen! yes, he does look lost ...and hurting Clarkson: anyone could get into this and drive very fast straight away...it's your choice really - you can either have a dog (Porsche GT2) or a car that can be driven by one (Gallardo) Stig intro: Some say that he sleeps inside-out. And that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine. All we know is he's called The Stig. Clarkson (during Stig's lap): Green Lambo here 'cause Stig kept trying to mount the white one. Stig appears to have started listening to morse code, very strange, or maybe it's him making that noise. Hammond: what did the Porsche do it in? it was faster wasn't it? Clarkson: it's caught fire. i don't know how that happened. it's literally, spontaneously combusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootOut4 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Stig intro: Some say that he sleeps inside-out. And that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine. All we know is he's called The Stig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Devils Workday Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 I thought it was "that he once had phone sex with ...." Makes more sense, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Devils Workday Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 Clarkson (reading from challenge card): in less developed countries, like australia and america, people like to decorate and personalise their lorries. May: you can't powerslide lorries anyway. Hammond: technically, you can't powerslide anything. SR-71 or Darth Vader? Clarkson: some say that his favourite all-time tune is Forever Autumn by Justin Hayward. And that he has the world's largest collection of pornographical material. all we know is, he's not the Stig but he is the Stig's lorry-driving cousin. what i couldn't show you is the gear lever up Clarkson's arse. Clarkson throws his weight around, and injures an innocent bystander car all three lorries lining up to tackle the handling circuit Clarkson: i absolutely hope james may wakes up in the morning and ten thousand insects are in his underpants. May: it does understeer this lorry.. Hammond: is it bad for my points? reminiscent of that scene from Cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Devils Workday Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 that's not fair, now he has the advantage of a lighter load! May scares the crap out of himself.. Clarkson: was it really that frightening? May: on drums, jeremy clarkson...'s lorry Hammond: drum rolls backwards down a hill Oliver! Clarkson: we've been around to james' house and relieved him of his prized grand piano (it's actually a baby grand) the final challenge was to drive through some obstacles. Hammond and May had it relatively easy. looks like the producers have turned to trying to kill Clarkson in every episode instead of Hammond, as was the case in the not-too-distant past Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choffer Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 No mention of the Prostitute comment? Caused a bit of controvery over here in the idiot press. Probably wouldn't have eveen registered had it not been for the Brand/Ross/Sachs thing last week. Clarkson in hot water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otherwise Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Stig intro: Some say that he sleeps inside-out. And that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine. All we know is he's called The Stig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootOut4 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 No mention of the Prostitute comment? Caused a bit of controvery over here in the idiot press. Probably wouldn't have eveen registered had it not been for the Brand/Ross/Sachs thing last week. Clarkson in hot water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Devils Workday Posted November 6, 2008 Author Share Posted November 6, 2008 No mention of the Prostitute comment? Caused a bit of controvery over here in the idiot press. Probably wouldn't have eveen registered had it not been for the Brand/Ross/Sachs thing last week. Clarkson in hot water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choffer Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Well, unfortunately in the UK we have a right-wing element to the media that love to jump on stuff like that. To put it in context, there were a bunch of prostitutes murdered last year in a town called Ipswich. The guy found guilty for the murders was a truck driver so with that in mind, it was a little insensitive but still, it's Jezza, what do you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Devils Workday Posted November 6, 2008 Author Share Posted November 6, 2008 Well, unfortunately in the UK we have a right-wing element to the media that love to jump on stuff like that. To put it in context, there were a bunch of prostitutes murdered last year in a town called Ipswich. The guy found guilty for the murders was a truck driver so with that in mind, it was a little insensitive but still, it's Jezza, what do you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otherwise Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 OMG! Now there's an MP wanting him sacked. I Can't believe this! 1st the whole J.Ross/Russell Brand incident now this. Damn the media in the UK. SOURCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choffer Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Damn the media in the UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Devils Workday Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 OMG! Now there's an MP wanting him sacked. I Can't believe this! 1st the whole J.Ross/Russell Brand incident now this. Damn the media in the UK. SOURCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanucks25 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Personally, I prefer bottom gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Devils Workday Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Personally, I prefer bottom gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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