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Gumball: how many WN'ers would you say could use a good lay right about now?

I'll have to go with my master of statistics on this one:

99.5%

Myself included. <_<

except with twister you don't get escorted off the plane and stink eyed by anyone who is a parent

I didn't get escorted off.

I didn't even get off... :sadno:

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Not this guy B)

Though projectile vomiting babies are likely to cut in to the supply :sadno:

If a little vomit turned me off my résumé would only be half as long.

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Tell that to mother of said baby :lol: Adding no sleep to the equation of sick babies to care for = no fun times.

Damn! That sucks!

I gotta find myself a nympho... :P

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Damn! That sucks!

I gotta find myself a nympho... :P

Just don't get her pregnant... :lol: They nymphiest of nymphos is not going to be in the mood on like under 5 hours of sleep and a full couple days of caring for clingy, whimpering babies who projectile vomit on you ;)

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Just don't get her pregnant... :lol: They nymphiest of nymphos is not going to be in the mood on like under 5 hours of sleep and a full couple days of caring for clingy, whimpering babies who projectile vomit on you ;)

What!?

I thought nymphos were always down for a pound?

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Easy fix, if you ask me

:bigblush:

No, the mile high club is overrated and I'm glad it didn't count.

Oh hai...

:emot-parrot:

'sup.

hmm.. what say we get this back to gum?

gum, what's the allure of working as a police officer for you?

Having power and being able to abuse said power.

But seriously, I don't know, helping people maybe? I'm also considering joining the volunteer fire department out here.

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