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It’s 10:30! Now is time for Aladeen Brodcast Network’s nightly news report from your Glorious and Perfect Leader: Admiral, General, President-For-Life, High Chancellor and Most Perfect Mafia Host Aladeen!

Your only source for the latest non-zionist Western media influenced News!

Tonight we have a report that a magical effect was felt throughout Wydia. Eye witnesses say that OurTimeToShine has been see alive and well even after his gruesome death, though apparently still missing his smallest appendage.

Today I have a special announcement, the Glorious Republic of Waydia has developed it’s first Nuclear Missile. I your glorious leader shall launch it immediately.

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Isn’t it so pointy?

Aladeen presses the comically large red button. The nuke launches and just as it takes off one of the booster rockets fails and it flies off to the left. About 5 miles away Kesler87 is in his log cabin on the lake enjoying a relaxing evening by the fire. Just as he finishes his glass of wine he heads to the bedroom where Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus are waiting for him on his bed.

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The bony bodies of both Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus go flying off in each direction one impaling into OurTImeToShine and the other into Peaches

Ewww! Miley Cyrus

and now the results from Execution Idol:

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And the Winner of Execution Idol with {7} votes is:Alchemy Time

Now that’s a Landslide! Congratulations!!Now your fate is to be decided like how I decide when to change my underwear: with the W-H-E-E-L of DEATH!

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Looks like you spun: Death By Hanging

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Finally!

Alchemy Time’s head is placed in the noose:

Aladeen gives the command:

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The trap door beneath Alchemy Time’s Feet drops open and a loud snap echoes

Goodnight sweet boy.

And now for some more hijinx from our favorite Serial Kill:

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The Serial Killer, feeling more blood lust than usual decided that he would use his super special gold butcher knife on his next victim The SK heads over to Kesler87’s House and notices that it is just a hole in the ground. But the lackey

Oh tough luck SK.

Now on to sports,

Unfortunately it seems the Vigilante is no longer playing the human hunting game.

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And on the Lighter side of the News,

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The Mafia head over to Peaches house to gang kill beat him to death but instead stumble upon a corpse with Miley Cyrus Sticking out of him.

And You’re up to date in the World Of Aladeen. Now for 5 straight hours of Aladeen Slapping a monkey. Have an Aladeen Night!

Resurrection Stone - OurTimeToShine

ALADEEN KILLS:

Kesler87 (unknown)

OurTimeToShine(unknown)

Peaches(unknown)

LYNCH - Alchemy Time (Mafia)

SK - attempted to kill already dead player

VIG - Could Not Act

Godfather - Could or would not act

MAFIA - attempt to kill already dead player.

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