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#1 Kass9

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:13 PM

So I remember a while back there was a thread about Asian girls.

So, this is about white girls.

I'm into white chicks and would like to know how to attract them..

Edit: I'm looking for specific things. Not money, getting her drunk..

Edited by Kass9, 05 July 2012 - 09:19 PM.


#2 Mr. Anderson

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:14 PM

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:16 PM

Get them drunk.
Preferably use Jagermeister.

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#4 Kass9

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:16 PM

^^ That would work for any girl..

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:22 PM

Be Chinese and eat them.

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#6 Kass9

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:23 PM

Be Chinese and eat them.


Haha. Good one.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:25 PM

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:26 PM

hang around the outside of a club in a fancy car with douchey hair and tight fitting graphic tee's with skinny jeans.

Edited by avelanch, 05 July 2012 - 09:27 PM.


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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:27 PM

Ask this guy.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:28 PM

^ Money.

They're after his money.
I've got money.. But I'm looking for alternate ways.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:28 PM

Go to the Blarneystone, all drunk white girls. Im brown and had so many good times at that place
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:31 PM

How to attract any girl:
  • Be attractive
  • Don't be an ass (optional)


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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:36 PM

how to have a one night stand with any girl
1. be attractive
2. be somewhat of an ass

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:41 PM

It's all about the hair.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:41 PM

there is no specific way to attract a white girl, or asian girl or whatever. They are all the same. Girls are attracted to confident men, who are independant an is in charge and in control of his life. These girls want to be with a "man" and yes, I mean a man. Don't be giving, and always seeking approval for the girl. Be funny, don't the dorky type but be funny tease her, but not in a mean way, most important is be confident. WAlk with a back straight, well groomed. For more info go too www.doubleyourdating.com


It's all about the hair.


Don't listen to him. It has nothing to do with hair. But again, you don't want to look like a mess. Be well groomed. If your a balding guy, make sure you at least look well groomed. If the hair is not cutting it, shave it off. But girls are natually attracted to confident men.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:42 PM

If you aren't white,black or rich it will be tough.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:44 PM

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#18 Kass9

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:54 PM

Oh god, you guys are hilarious.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:54 PM

Why would you want white girls?

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:57 PM

Why would you want white girls?

Why not? :o

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:58 PM

Why not? :o

because they're not asian...

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:59 PM

because they're not asian...

But they're my second preference.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:59 PM

It's weird, my white friends aren't into white girls..

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:01 PM

because that's all we've been around our entire lives. why would you stick with wonderbread when you discover other types of bread exist.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:07 PM

i think the real question should be how to NOT attract white girls. In my experience, they pretty much throw themselves at you.

Edited by avelanch, 05 July 2012 - 10:08 PM.


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Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:12 PM

Avelanch this link is for you
http://cakalusa.xang...758252668/item/

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:13 PM

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:16 PM

hang around the outside of a club in a fancy car with douchey hair and tight fitting graphic tee's with skinny jeans.



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#29 avelanch

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:22 PM

Avelanch this link is for you
http://cakalusa.xang...758252668/item/

my asian wife is very beautiful without makeup, and she rarely wears any (only for special occasions), thank you very much.

and have you seen a white woman without makeup? scary!

Edited by avelanch, 05 July 2012 - 10:25 PM.


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Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:22 PM

now now, sons. We tal'kin bout those babe shows or those ugarly uones cuz they diffz, yoz

me, saynz dat its da hair for da hut sonz. theys like es da femeinenitity manz, u hear? da hearz sun da hairz
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