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#91 StevenStamkos

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 08:38 AM

Some of these are pretty good.
But nothing will ever beat Sergei
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 08:45 AM

Anybody remember Bruce Shoebottom?
or Mariusz Czerkawski?
or Valeri Zelepukin?
or Rumun Ndur?
or Enrico Ciccone?
or Larry Goodenough?
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#93 Chariot

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:29 AM

I remember watching the Monarchs play here in Manchester, they were playing Springfield the Columbus Affiliate. I laughed and said "Clitsome... haha, nice name guy" The guy sitting infront of me turned and said "Better than Someclit"

Clitsome is my vote haha
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:39 AM

Yutaka Fukufuji

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Best name ever.....
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The children, wont someone please think of the children!!!

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:40 AM

Anıl Uyar, if you don't know Turkish his first name would sound like anal, "ı" makes "uh" sound in Turkish.

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Anıl_Uyar
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:49 AM

I hope the mods are OK with this one. Warning it's a tad risque. If you're easily offended don't click.

http://youtu.be/DFJE6_EG1vw


That was hilarious.
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#97 Langdon Algur

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:57 AM

IF we are expanding to other sports then consider Dick Pound- former head of the Canadian Olympic Committee
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#98 TimberWolf

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 10:05 AM

Stan Neckar with it's different pronunciation
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I was saying Lu-Urns...

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 11:03 AM

Darius Kasparaitis

Miroslav Satan (shouldve played for the Devils!)

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 11:08 AM

what if he played for the Devils LOL :bigblush:


. Yeah what if he played for the Devils and wore number 6!

Edited by ahf149, 22 August 2012 - 11:08 AM.

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 11:41 AM

KEVIN SHATTENKIRK !!!!!
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 11:49 AM

Guess im the only one who has a chuckle every time i hear pekka's name said quickly?

I guess the kid in me just can hear "pecker-enee" without laughing...
though this last season the play by play guys pronounced his name better, it sounded less like a... body-part-enee

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 12:29 PM

I recently drafted a young man named Jack Hoffman in NHL 2012. Now it was in the 2016-17 season and I dont think he actually exists but come on, that name is pure gold!!!

(yes he was picked based purely on name alone)
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 12:44 PM

clayton stoner. he should be a canuck. vancouver is know to have a lot of stoners.

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clayton stoner , i wish someone upload a video of don taylor saying "Stonnnerr man"" on every highlight for every wild game , but im sure theres next season
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 04:15 PM

I always thought Jody Shelly was a funny name, because he is a tough guy with two girl names. Kari Lehtonen is also funny seeing as he is a goalie.

Hockey players:

Sebastien Pigeon
Kevin Turkey

Evgeny Vagin
Alwin Assenberg
Jordan Penic

Paul Tittmann
Miroslav Sucko

Harvey Poon
Bill Sack
Dominik Ballnus

Sean Biggar
Andreas Wanker
Russel Farthing
Greg Blow
Damir Gaynutdinov

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 04:58 PM

Dick Tarnstrom.
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 05:12 PM

Wheaton King. Used to play for the Brandon Wheat Kings.
http://www.hockeydb.....php?pid=122987
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 05:16 PM

what if he played for the Devils LOL :bigblush:

Should've retired when he recorded his 666th point.
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 05:17 PM

I hope the mods are OK with this one. Warning it's a tad risque. If you're easily offended don't click.

http://youtu.be/DFJE6_EG1vw


That's hilarious! :lol:
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 05:27 PM

I know its his nickname, but Pokey Reddick is a classic.

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 05:30 PM

Waz Walz
Sergai Krivakrasov (former flame and pred)
Ahi Ahonen (former devil)
Yuha Lind (former coyote)
Darcy Wakaluk (former stars goalie)
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 05:55 PM

Clitsome and Tugnutt, thats a toss-up for funniest


Johnny Oduya as in Oh, Do ya???!


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Posted 22 August 2012 - 06:22 PM

not hockey, but an A's pitcher who's last names Balfour
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 07:26 PM

I know its his nickname, but Pokey Reddick is a classic.

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 07:35 PM

Nino Niederreiter

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:08 PM

What about Pokey Reddick from the jets
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:33 PM

Kamil Kreps (i feel like that should be the name of a cereal brand)
Petri Kontiola (the last name makes me lol for some reason)
Wacey Rabbit

Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond also makes me lol. I mean, if the kid's last name is going to be hyphenated, don't hyphenate his first name too :rolleyes:
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:47 PM

Leo Messi plays quite a Messi game
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 09:49 PM

Joe Schlabotnik
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 10:29 PM

Klinkhammer, Clitsome, Bang, Semin, Dick, Cunti, Fukufuji
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